AUSIA Mission Results

Hello SWAT,

Today, we held an AUSIA mission on our capital server Mammoth. Benjarkin will be joining the leadership aside me, Ganger, and Taco, and another unexpected SWAT legend may also join the leadership tomorrow.

We maxed 15 and averaged 12.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Mission Guide – What To Do In Tomorrow’s Mission

The picture above is the official SWAT Member Uniform. If you are a member and have all of the items above, then wear it. If not, try and get it as close as you can to the original.

We will be entering our traditional capital, Mammoth tomorrow on Wednesday, August 5th.

This will be held on NewCP.

We will be doing many tactics – an action that all troops must do together that expresses our power to other armies. For help, see the chart below.

You will be on our chat, http://xat.com/SWATHeadquarters, to take orders. Here’s how orders will be given:

Tomorrow, the return of SWAT will be known and in our mission we will prove our dominance.

Ganger90, SWAT President and Founder

Our Time Is Now

It’s been a while, for me especially, but now is the time. For the first time since the winter, the big three are back and leading together again.

Me, Ganger, and Taco will be leading. This is the leadership who saw record breaking sizes of 55+ for the first time in our history. This is the leadership that took down the Grand Alliance with LT maxing sizes of 40+ against armies like DW and IW.

We are back for something greater than those feats, and you all know what I’m talking about.

First on CPAC Top Ten.

This title has eluded us for the past 3 years and we won’t stop until we get there because that’s where we are meant to be. Join us on the long road to success as we will avenge our duties to bring this great army back to the top.

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Our Time Is Now.

~Bad, SWAT Commander

Kyle103: The Most Interesting Autist In The World

The new Forrest Gump.

The new Walter Smitty.

He is,

the most interesting autist in the world,

put your hands together for the one and only,

Kyle103

DW, IW, and SWAT Legend.

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New Chat

We will be using a new chat. The link is below.

http://xat.com/SWATHeadquarters

A Statement To The Community

Let me make this very clear,

The bullshit stops now. Continue reading