The Drought Is Over

Posted on November 15, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Three years ago, me, Ganger, Taco, and a couple others made SWAT a promise. That promise is that one day we would take back the #1 spot, and we have. For the first time, SINCE 2012, SWAT IS BACK ON TOP! There is no one I’m more proud of than you guys, the amazing troops of this army. SWAT couldn’t have accomplished this without you.

AND TO ALL THOSE FAGGOTS WHO CLAIM WE CHEAT, THIS ONES FOR YOU!

WE ARE THE BEST.

WE ARE #1.

HELL WILL BE UNLEASHED.

~Bad, PROUD SWAT Commander In Chief

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Who Won??

Posted on November 15, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

After achieving 1st on CPAC, we conclude our 3ic voting polls. This past week we have seen five candidates work as hard as they could to achieve the role of 3rd in command. In a staggering of 245 VOTES and a close finish between three of the agents, we will present the winner. Without further ado,

SWAT’S NEW 3RD IN COMMAND IS….

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War With DW Ended ; Negotiations Reached

Posted on November 15, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Hello SWAT.

Seeing that DW is mostly dead, and we’re probably going to be the #1 army, I sort of felt bad threatening to take all of their servers when they max 12. Although a part of me still wants to smack DW for the things they did, this was the right thing to do. Plus we got three free servers so its fine by me.

Crazy was not logged in, so if you’re questionable as to why his ID isn’t in the picture, he can confirm he signed this contract. It will also be posted by him on DW site.

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Ending The Drought [WEEK IN REVIEW]

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Hello Agents!

Its been quite the ride. We’ve fallen short of 1st twice, got robbed another time on heavy deductions, but this week, we broke through like nothing before. This has been our best week so far, and man, it was one to remember.

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Securing #1 [MARCH ON MAMMOTH]

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Hello SWAT!

Wow, what a week! We took ACP’s entire nation, and hit sizes of 35-40 at most of our events. I am so proud of what we’ve accomplished so far, and we will only get better. We will be #1 this week. To secure the #1 spot, we logged on to celebrate our victory over ACP and we did awesome maxing 40 and averaging 36. Cheers to a great week, SWAT!

Chat size of 46+ picture before Zach and Sprite have a heart attack.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

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SWAT Will Rise

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

POWER IN THE HELMET

Recruiting has been going very well, SWAT. We expect to rise up to sizes of 70+ on chat and 55+ on CP within the next couple of days. We need to keep working hard to achieve our goals. We know we can do it, we just have to keep progressing forward. There’s always gonna be haters, and nothing we can do to change that, so just keep doing what we do and everything will fall in place. We are doing great guys, keep it up. This is only the beginning still. We expect to recruit up to 70 people tomorrow, so let’s get 75 on chat, and make sure to attend tomorrow’s mission, and great job at the MASSIVE MARCH OF MAMMOTH, and winning the war, let’s keep moving.

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Victory Over ACP

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Trader talked shit, A LOT OF SHIT.

“SWAT will never take anything from us.”

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so ACP has every right to ignore you.”

“SWAT is irrelevant.”

Wrong, wrong, and WRONG.

We invaded ACP’s ENTIRE nation in a week, hitting sizes of 35-40 at all but one of the battles. We made our mark this week, and we will get #1 on that top ten tomorrow.

Where will ACP be? Still maxing 10 and moping about how they got exposed this week, and counting down the minutes until Trader is couped. Yeah, that’s what they’ll be doing. ACP is officially finished off and all of their servers are now occupied by the SWAT Empire.

To ACP, after you get rid of that filth, consider this a wake up call. You do have some good people in your army, just clear out the idiots, and you’ll be fine.

To Sidie, although SWAT will not be willing to give anything back, we are willing to make a peace agreement following Trader’s removal. You know where to find me.

SWAT VICTORY.

HELL WILL CONTINUE TO BE UNLEASHED.

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Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Dank Awesome Recent Killers. We Always Ruin Runts In Obnoxiously Rude Stories

And Remember Envy Never Excites Xaxier’s Tramps.

it wasn’t supposed to make sense anyways.

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And That Is How The War Was Won [UK INVASION OF CREAM SODA]

Posted on November 14, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Today, we took ACP’s last server after a week in a half of war with them. They ignored the entire war, making it more than easy for us to conquer their nation. The entire D.R.A.C.P. is now in SWAT’s hands. Cream soda was their last server, and we logged on today at UK times and invaded it with sizes of 41. I am so proud of the way we performed during this war, we couldn’t have done it without all of you! Victory!!!!!

Also, I just want to get this off my chest. Ever since we bounced back from Verum’s multilogging scandal, I subscribed to a private CPPS server where SWAT recruits, and I pay $50 a month on paypal. We’ve been using this for quite a while now, I just felt the need to say this since CPAC and countless others have started investigating us for multilogging again.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

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Invasion Of Ice Shelf [RESULTS]

Posted on November 13, 2015 by Special Weapons & Tactics

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade Ice Shelf at 9:30 and we did pretty decent, maxing around 30, averaging 27. I’d like to thank everyone who attended this event, ACP only has one server left now and we will take it tomorrow at UK times. Great job tonight, SWAT!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

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