RIP

LMFAO.

I honestly do not know what to say right now. Trader, you are the biggest pussy in all of CP armies. How can you possibly talk all the shit you do, and then proceed to ignore us when we declare war? First off, SWAT has 5 servers, which have all been invaded/cleansed since we reopened, and I can get each results post for you if you don’t believe me. And even if we did have no servers, how does that make our invasions invalid? That two server no invading rule hasn’t been enforced for years, and was a load of shit to begin with, but nice try though. You’re just avoiding the fact that SWAT will smack the shit out of ACP, as we always have. If SWAT are all multilogs and apparently we can’t change rooms in a battle, then prove it. Show up to your defenses and prove your point. Otherwise you’re pussying out of a war you started with all the shit you talk. At least Albaro posted defenses and showed up to them when we were clearly bigger than ACP. I mean like, just have some dignity bro, this is beyond pathetic, even your level of pathetic, or so I thought.

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so why give the cheaters a chance to gain servers?” Are you an idiot, or are you an idiot? YOU think we’re cheaters, that’s YOUR opinion, but who says just because you have an opinion about something we’re not allowed to invade you? I’ve never heard of something so stupid. Its part of the game, its CP WARFARE. You basically asked for your ass to get kicked, and you’re just going to ignore our invasions? Over technicalities and opinions you or others may have about SWAT? You just amaze me, and not in a good way. You Trader, are BY FAR the biggest pussy ass little kid this game has ever seen. ACP should be embarrassed to have you as their leader, I’m sure as hell I would be.

CPAC won’t do anything, they don’t govern armies. They’re laughing at ACP with the rest of this community, and they don’t care for what opinions you have about SWAT. Yeah, we were set up, I was caught for allowing him to do it, but guess what? That was a week ago, and Verum’s gone now, so you really think they’re going to go out of their way to stay up SWAT’s asses 24/7 because of YOUR opinion. Take a hike, they host a top ten and tournaments, not live to point out whether or not armies cheat. Verum’s plan was well thought through, and he made it more than easy for CPAC to review it and deduct points from our score.

And you’re going to stop SWAT and “show us how irrelevant we are”? No see whats going to happen is, SWAT will steamroll your nation in four days and boost our empire, while you sit around moping about how much of a pussy you are and that ACP can’t get over 10. The only thing they can do is yell multilog at armies who gets better sizes than them, which in this case is every army. I don’t know how you’re going to say SWAT’s irrelevant, when you’re backing out of a war on a game based on armies battling each other. I really can’t wrap my head around how retarded you are, its just still unbelievable to me how someone get talk this much, and then back down the moment they’re confronted. You and ACP are a bunch of cowards, and the REAL irrelevant army of this community. Anyone with a brain would agree on that, especially after this little charade.

ACP has been laughed at for years, and it will continue until the day armies die out. And I wouldn’t count on you caring about negative publicity, because you display quite a lot every day. I just think you don’t want CPAC posting an invasions review with pictures of SWAT maxing 45 and ACP maxing 5. But hey, I wouldn’t either, so thanks for the free servers. 🙂

ACP has 0 dignity, 0 respect, and 1 irrelevant raging faggot.

Your nation is mine.

Go fuck yourself.

You Asked For It

You asked for it.

As you saw in Ganger’s post, SWAT has officially declared war on ACP. After LT backed out of war with us today, and Trader had another one of his daily shitfits raging about SWAT’s sizes, claiming that we’re all multilogs, I saw no better chance then to get some extra servers. A couple weeks ago, I cut ACP some slack by not smacking them straight in the face right then and there, when they originally raided two of our servers, and talked endless shit with multiple flame posts aimed towards SWAT on their site. I’ve been ignoring Trader, but the rest of SWAT hasn’t. This kid feels all high and mighty because he got ACP leader, which really isn’t an accomplishment, and also feels obliged to talk about SWAT and trash us for hours on end on both SWAT chat, if hes not banned, and other army chats. He claims we still multilog and fails to understand we were set up, simply because he states what he wants to say is true, not what actually is true. ACP’s never been on the side of truth, so that doesn’t really surprise me. We only have five servers as of now, and its time to expand our empire, just as we did a couple months ago. I guess the beating we gave them in August wasn’t satisfying enough. And its scary for them, because we were only getting around 25 then. I know this seems like SWAT is picking on a SMAP army, but honestly guys, how long do you want me to ignore it? How long do you want me to let him talk shit about us and not do anything about it? There is no more time to wait. We act now. I thought we had a good, evenly matched war set up for LT, but that really didn’t work out, so its time to give the guy who REALLY wants to get his ass whooped, exactly what he asked for. Trader, this ones for you. Have fun 🙂

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Good luck, you’ll need it! 😀

Official Declaration Of War On ACP [The Strike]

*SWAT owns Outback.

 SWAT officially declares war on ACPTrader is an enemy of the Club Penguin SWAT Team, Special Agents. He and his army, ACP, have not learned their lesson from the last time we went to war. Trader even went on to claim that “We declared victory when really ACP won”, yet ACP only posted results for 4 out of 20 battles. Coincidence or not? SWAT posted all 20/20 battle results from the war showing us with the upper hand in each of them, and we are even stronger now and ACP weaker than ever. (Having Trader as leader isn’t helping either). We will ravage through their nation and claim all their servers within 5 days. Prepare SWAT, we have to complete some unfinished business.

Check battle schedule for invasions!



		

	

WAR WITH LT OVER; NEGOTIATIONS REACHED

After a large amount of bizarre events occurring today, Matt came on and told me that he never really wanted war with SWAT. He said hes far too busy to take LT into war and that his owners basically pressured him into going through with it. I thank Matt for being mature (unlike the rest of LT), and reaching a fair agreement with me. The war is officially over. Here’s the details:

The treaty:

The treaty with Matt’s ID in it:

LOL

Matt is using you, he said it literally said that to me in PC, and I have a picture with it I posted before with his ID in it, so keep trying to avoid the fact that he doesn’t like you lol. AND LOL BRO “Your aim is to make me feel bad so I leave LT and join SWAT so I will bot recruit for you”. LMFAO MAN NO THANKS. I don’t want raging kids who mess with people’s internet connection in my army. And we chat recruit so lolllll. You speak as if you’re so good that I would ACTUALLY let you join my army. The highest you’d get here is private, bot script or not, but nice try man. 😉  Tts alright to feel important when you aren’t, keep boosting the self esteem you’ll need all you can get for tonight!!!!111

SWAT will smack LT senseless, and in a couple days your bot script will mean nothing, as if it means something already.

Go ride Matt into the sunset!!!

WAR STARTS TOMORROW

OUR WAR WITH THE LIGHT TROOPS BEGINS TOMORROW! WE NEED EVERY SPECIAL AGENT TO HELP DEFEND OUR CAPITAL SERVER MAMMOTH @8 PM EST!!!!

Shut Up Flen

Flen, shut up please. Your bond with Matt is faker than Minaj’s tits. He legit uses you for your GFX and bot script, as done anyone else who hires you in their army. And what do you mean the rest of the conversation? That was basically the entire conversation, so you can go fap to him on skype some more. And I find it funny that YOU, of all people, would tell ME to get a life, when all you do is come on here every day, change your name, and then go raid someone’s events with bots. Yeah man I can tell you’re really livin the dream.

You don’t have a “bond” with Matt, he doesn’t even like you, get over yourself Flen lol. And when you wrote you weren’t going to leave me and that it was me vs. you now, I thought you were just being an idiot like usual, and then I find myself being ddosed, and when I get my connection back, I get a PC from you saying “Did you have fun?”. So I went to Matt and addressed this, and a couple minutes later you PC me for about 15 minutes apologizing for ddosing me.

I’m just really scared that you’re going to take on all of SWAT single handedly bro. I’m literally breaking down inside as we speak. 🙁

“You start it, we end it.”

Implying I started anything because I’m pretty sure you’re the one who ddosed me but ok. Stay salty kid.

Lol

We Are Ready LT [INVASION OF HALF PIPE RESULTS]

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade another historic SWAT server, and at the same time prepare for the start of our war with the Light Troops! They will be invading Mammoth tomorrow, and we will completely smack the crap out of them in each and every battle in this war. Tonight, we did absolutely amazing topping off at around 45, averaging 42 the entire event. I’d like to thank everyone who took pictures. 55+ is expected tomorrow. Good work, SWAT!

Good luck LT, you’ll need it!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

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