On April 16, 2025, our EU division logged on to the stadium for “Subzero’s 60th Millennium Birthday Party.” Since this session combined a milestone celebration with advanced training, we prioritized teamwork—not only to sharpen formations and test new tactics but also to honor Supreme Commander Subzero’s legendary legacy.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results

Max: 12 troops

While our numbers dipped and peaked—whether from muted mics or even a curious feline—we nevertheless maintained a strong core group throughout the night and executed every maneuver with precision.

We kicked off with a pre‑event warm‑up in the Stadium, running through formations alongside a series of humorous in‑chat tactics to get everyone fired up. Some of the crowd‑pleasers included:

“Subzero extended warranty expired a millennia ago”

“Subzero had an affair with Eve—don’t tell Adam”

“Only thing getting iced are Subzero’s joints”

Once the event officially began, we rotated through Room 2 and Room 3, showcasing:

V-form lines

“Bomb” tactics (rapid synchronized “Bomb it!” sends)

Word-tactic challenges where troops raced to type and send the next clever line

We held each formation well, giving everyone a chance to lead, follow, and enjoy the banter.

Over time, our coordination sharpened, and by the end of our 30-minute session, we had nailed over a dozen unique tactics—even keeping Subzero himself on his toes when he joked about a “bad back” mid-event.

Thank you to all the troops who attended! Your energy turned this birthday bash into a top-tier training event. We look forward to seeing you at our next invasion-style session on Thursday for Supreme Commander Subzero’s official birthday celebration! Be sure to check Discord for more information.

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