Today (26/04/2025), our AUSIA division jumped into Club Penguin Army Battleground for training. As always, these sessions are crucial. Not only do they help us refine tactics and sync formations, but they also (theoretically) protect our last shreds of collective sanity.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 5 troops

This time, our numbers weren’t record-breaking. However, the chaos more than made up for it. Right from the start, things collapsed into tactical mayhem, random shouting, and commentary that raised far too many questions.

For example, we faced:

• Wild accusations flying unchecked,
• Sudden, very passionate demotion attempts,
• One soldier announcing they were “still taking a [redacted],” and
• Multiple people failing at basic Discord role logic.

Then, disaster struck. The chat locked itself—somehow nuking view access mid-event. Naturally, panic erupted. Meanwhile, half of VC was AFK, and someone tried promoting their own alt. (Spoiler: It failed.)

Despite everything, we clawed our way to functionality… eventually. Between role debates and permission confusion, we drilled formations and tactic sends. Was it clean? No. Did it work? Sort of.

Formations: Painfully slow
Neurons sacrificed: Critical levels

Shoutout to everyone who endured this mess. Check Discord for future events—and let’s pray next time, our coordination outpaces the chaos.

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