What’s up, ladies and lassos! Today (30/04/2025), SWAT took a wild trip through time in a chaotic yet surprisingly productive training session. While the max wasn’t anything to time-travel over, we seized the opportunity to drill key basics—formation discipline, tactic speed, and VC coordination.

Max: 5

We kicked things off with straight-line formations (which, let’s be honest, some troops still can’t grasp) before moving on to verticals, bombs, and circle movements. Meanwhile, leaders rotated through iconic tactics like “Green and Black Back on Track,” “Pizza Gang Attack,” and the ancient, majestic “Unmatched, Unrivaled, Unstoppable.”

Naturally, this wouldn’t be a SWAT event without total tactical anarchy, featuring:

• A surprise resurrection of 2019 memes
• A relentless battle against Club Penguin’s filter
• Templar roasting (multilog jokes galore)
• And zero respect for straight lines or punctuality

At one point, we even went deep lore mode, referencing tactics from the OG SWAT archives—including the legendary double-V evasion tactic straight out of the CPR days.

As usual, a few people only showed up for the size pic, others went AFK mid-formation, and someone (bless their soul) tried to tactic from mobile. Classic.

Event Breakdown:

• Formations Practiced: Straight line (badly), vertical, circle, bomb
• Tactic Themes: Speed, filter evasion, sarcasm
• Top Ten Placement? We’re time-traveling to it.

Same chaos, same vibes—SWAT never dies. See y’all at the next one! 🚀

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