Today, 05/07/2025, SWAT’s EU Division rolled out for a late-night “EU training truculent” on Battleground. Chaos began immediately as multiple troops were AFK, Stoggs got stuck in a Roblox game, and Blacker struggled to log on despite being in VC. Log-on was sluggish, but we managed to reach 8 and rolled into tactics with pure improvisation.

Max: 8

The event featured a variety of formations, including vertical lines, L shapes, crosses, Xs, and the legendary “thing Yeshua was crucified on.” We ran a rake, an upside-down T, a waterfall, and a full clockwise rotation while blasting tactics like “EI,” “EO,” “EU,” and “EK.” Each move was peppered with coaching in VC and some rogue spam from troops still learning the ropes.

At times we battled emote spam, missing uniforms, and Blacker running into the wrong room — but we pulled through. Quintessent took their time waking up, Tropic was repeatedly told not to do anything but tactics, and Image stayed mostly quiet while Zach tried to keep order. Despite all this, we ended in a solid V and X before heading to the Dark Warriors’ opening event.

Quote of the Day: “Breaking news: San Marino declares war on bricks.”
Shoutout to Blacker for surviving the initiation.
GG my dudes.

Stay sharp, stay loud, and as always:
SWAT Forever.

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