Today (4/20/2025), the SWAT AUSIA Division stormed into the server for a training event – and immediately, chaos ensued. Right from the start, this wasn’t your average training. Clade complaining about server perms and issues giving Trey the ability to speak in main chat. The session embodied everything SWAT tends to be: gloriously scuffed yet fiercely spirited.
Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 8
From the start, rumors swirled that one attendee logged in via a smart refrigerator, another on a toaster, while chat devolved into a mess of confusion and inside jokes. Yet somehow—against all odds—everything clicked when it mattered.
In the fray, we drilled EQ/EW bombs, classic E1-E9 trains, and frantic J-bomb runs. Was the form perfect? No. The organization? Dubious. But the energy? Electrifying. Amid the madness, leadership barked orders for plus formations, crosses, and one accidental L-shape. The real motivator? Clade’s rehab threats for non-compliance.
By the end, despite zero preparation and even less hype, the squad rallied hard enough to scrape together a B/W log. Moments of rage? Absolutely. Random crashes? Plenty. Voices lost to excessive yelling? Worth it. Final verdict? A messy but undeniable W.
GG to all who endured the chaos. See you at the next disaster—we mean, training.
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