Enough Is Enough

This is a message for Commando and his 24 year old virgins who work for that new CP Warfare site who seem to think they control armies now.

Since when did this horses ass spring up out of nowhere and start setting rules for the whole community?

Let me tell you something. SWAT played by the rules. We cleared our 50+ servers off our empire page for the server reset, and we didn’t get much in return or ask for much at all. But your going to sit here and tell me we didn’t win the battle of Breeze because two ACP legends didn’t agree even after you gave confirmation to our leaders that we successfully invaded the server from ACP. Give me a break. I don’t know what this fortification nonsense is but let me be very clear that SWAT won’t be following those guidelines and we will use the servers WE KNOW we won whether its on your gayass map or not. So you and Boomer can go take turns dropping the soap together because we will not follow your news site or abide by your rules until you learn how to be a little more fair.

SWAT won Breeze.

SWAT won Snow Fort.

And there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

The Defining Chapter Of The SWAT Vs. ACP Wars

Today, we started our war with ACP, and boy did we start it with a bang. We completely annihilated them at the battle of Breeze today, and even Commando said we won the server, but even then they still claim victory.

Later, we logged on to invade their Co-Capital, Snow Fort. This battle, however, was a lot closer, but still we came out on top, and again, they claimed victory when they know they lost. Pictures for the battle of Snow Fort are below. We maxed 30 and averaged around 25.

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See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Mammoth Chaos

Hello SWAT,

Today we logged on Mammoth for our scheduled patrol mission. All was going well until the red bots from yesterday’s event decided to show up again. We had about 32 on Mammoth but got no pictures due to bots. So we decided to move to Half Pipe. The bots followed but a deal was struck in the middle of the battle with the person who was controlling the bots. The reason for him doing this is because he dislikes Zuke. So the deal was to fire Zuke and he’d stop raiding our events. Taco agreed, and he left. We maxed 27 on Half Pipe, and this wont be happening anymore so our sizes will definitely be higher come tomorrow.

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See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

VERUM IS COOL

Late Night AUSIA Recruiting Mission

After our successful AUSIA mission at 3 AM, we had another full chat at 4 AM so we decided to log on to White Out to recruit some new special agents into the SWAT Army. Not a lot of people were on, so we only got one picture. We maxed 16.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Your Favorite Family Vacation

Kyle and his magnificent family sat down for a delicious meal on their most recent family vacation. Kyle’s mother was not in the picture because she left the family after finding out her son took videos of himself rubbing his nipples. Its unfortunate because she was the one who taught him how to ride his tricycle. 🙁

AUSIA Mission Results

Hello SWAT,

Today, we held an AUSIA mission on our capital server Mammoth. Benjarkin will be joining the leadership aside me, Ganger, and Taco, and another unexpected SWAT legend may also join the leadership tomorrow.

We maxed 15 and averaged 12.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Our Time Is Now

It’s been a while, for me especially, but now is the time. For the first time since the winter, the big three are back and leading together again.

Me, Ganger, and Taco will be leading. This is the leadership who saw record breaking sizes of 55+ for the first time in our history. This is the leadership that took down the Grand Alliance with LT maxing sizes of 40+ against armies like DW and IW.

We are back for something greater than those feats, and you all know what I’m talking about.

First on CPAC Top Ten.

This title has eluded us for the past 3 years and we won’t stop until we get there because that’s where we are meant to be. Join us on the long road to success as we will avenge our duties to bring this great army back to the top.

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Our Time Is Now.

~Bad, SWAT Commander

New Chat

We will be using a new chat. The link is below.

http://xat.com/SWATHeadquarters

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