[UK] INVASION OF BELLY SLIDE

Hello SWAT!

After being named the #1 army earlier today, we logged on to invade the shit talking Snow Ninjas, and take their only server, Belly Slide. Btw have fun being grounded Zach. 🙂 We maxed 40 and averaged 37. Great job SWAT!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

War With DW Ended ; Negotiations Reached

Hello SWAT.

Seeing that DW is mostly dead, and we’re probably going to be the #1 army, I sort of felt bad threatening to take all of their servers when they max 12. Although a part of me still wants to smack DW for the things they did, this was the right thing to do. Plus we got three free servers so its fine by me.

Crazy was not logged in, so if you’re questionable as to why his ID isn’t in the picture, he can confirm he signed this contract. It will also be posted by him on DW site.

Ending The Drought [WEEK IN REVIEW]

Hello Agents!

Its been quite the ride. We’ve fallen short of 1st twice, got robbed another time on heavy deductions, but this week, we broke through like nothing before. This has been our best week so far, and man, it was one to remember.

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Securing #1 [MARCH ON MAMMOTH]

Hello SWAT!

Wow, what a week! We took ACP’s entire nation, and hit sizes of 35-40 at most of our events. I am so proud of what we’ve accomplished so far, and we will only get better. We will be #1 this week. To secure the #1 spot, we logged on to celebrate our victory over ACP and we did awesome maxing 40 and averaging 36. Cheers to a great week, SWAT!

Chat size of 46+ picture before Zach and Sprite have a heart attack.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Victory Over ACP

Trader talked shit, A LOT OF SHIT.

“SWAT will never take anything from us.”

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so ACP has every right to ignore you.”

“SWAT is irrelevant.”

Wrong, wrong, and WRONG.

We invaded ACP’s ENTIRE nation in a week, hitting sizes of 35-40 at all but one of the battles. We made our mark this week, and we will get #1 on that top ten tomorrow.

Where will ACP be? Still maxing 10 and moping about how they got exposed this week, and counting down the minutes until Trader is couped. Yeah, that’s what they’ll be doing. ACP is officially finished off and all of their servers are now occupied by the SWAT Empire.

To ACP, after you get rid of that filth, consider this a wake up call. You do have some good people in your army, just clear out the idiots, and you’ll be fine.

To Sidie, although SWAT will not be willing to give anything back, we are willing to make a peace agreement following Trader’s removal. You know where to find me.

SWAT VICTORY.

HELL WILL CONTINUE TO BE UNLEASHED.

And That Is How The War Was Won [UK INVASION OF CREAM SODA]

Today, we took ACP’s last server after a week in a half of war with them. They ignored the entire war, making it more than easy for us to conquer their nation. The entire D.R.A.C.P. is now in SWAT’s hands. Cream soda was their last server, and we logged on today at UK times and invaded it with sizes of 41. I am so proud of the way we performed during this war, we couldn’t have done it without all of you! Victory!!!!!

Also, I just want to get this off my chest. Ever since we bounced back from Verum’s multilogging scandal, I subscribed to a private CPPS server where SWAT recruits, and I pay $50 a month on paypal. We’ve been using this for quite a while now, I just felt the need to say this since CPAC and countless others have started investigating us for multilogging again.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Invasion Of Ice Shelf [RESULTS]

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade Ice Shelf at 9:30 and we did pretty decent, maxing around 30, averaging 27. I’d like to thank everyone who attended this event, ACP only has one server left now and we will take it tomorrow at UK times. Great job tonight, SWAT!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

INVASION OF SNOW FORT

Hello SWAT!

That’s right! Only two more invasions to go! Today we took ACP’s last important server, their co-capital, Snow Fort, and only two servers remain part of their nation. Tactics weren’t that good but it is something we can definitely improve on. Anyways, we maxed 38 and averaged 36, great job SWAT!

We have another invasion coming up at 9:30, so make sure you’re there!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

ACP?

Trader, you just don’t know when to stop, do you?

Think you have the right to make these types of posts when you’re a cheating little faggot who no one likes?

Yeah, nulling excessively, first time I’ve heard that one, but I’m pretty sure that’s Max’s thing. Moving on.

Multilogging. Its sad to see that one day you get ACP leader and instantly your life begins to revolve around excusing other CP Armies of cheating, when in fact you do it more than anyone else.

Troop stealing. Get some proof, or just have Lolly17 do it for you, either way works.

Again, CPAC doesn’t listen to green raging 5 year olds who claim they get arrested for leaking someone’s nudes on a CP game.

It isn’t a problem though, me and Baker1 are chilling tomorrow night despite any of this, so w/e.

Funny how you sit there and try to call out the #1 and #2 armies when you’re leading an army who needs to multilog 15+ penguins they find off of youtube just to get 30, and then have “recruiting sessions” where you claim to get 40+ when really you only get 20 not including multilogs and rouges. Good work son.

The passwords for the penguins seen at your events is solid proof that you have been multilogging with them. Why in the hell would the passwords of 5+ different penguins be the same as the username just without any numbers. Yes of course, not suspicious at all, because you’re the great first Army of CP who does nothing wrong!

Those penguins with similar passwords to their usernames are often found on youtube if you’re looking for a new account. Not to mention those are the most basic names you could think of. Please Trader, you think we’re dumb?

 I don’t ever recall WV being investigated for having similar penguin names and passwords, you’re mistaking them for DCP. Please, stop using Valium.

Zing wants to expose you simply because you’re a dumbass and its his job to report these kinds of things. SWAT was exposed for allowing Verum to multilog, and guess what? We shut our mouths admitted it, and moved on. And now we’re headed to #1.

I guess you could say having the CEO as your creator, but I guess all those years of having ACP advisors high up on CPAC rankings gets swept under the rug right? What a sad excuse. Funny how Zak had nothing to do with this at all, and neither did Mach lol.

Can’t wait to see you in another army next week, perhaps you’ll go Chainpro and try to recreate a fake Golds, or maybe go hop on DCP’s dead bandwagon that you’re apparently so friendly with already. Its just sad to see even the most hated people become even more hated just because they want to be at the top on a game designed for 8 year olds. You’ve tarnished ACP’s name and reputation, you’ve lost their entire nation to SWAT, and you have ACP legends pcing me asking for evidence of your stupid behavior. Anything else? Or will I be seeing another 40+ recruiting session tomorrow? Maybe, maybe not, after all, I did ban all of them penguins for you. Have a good rest of your time as ACP leader, the clocks ticking!

 

SWAT Special Report: ACP, You’ve Been EXPOSED!

MAMMOTH, SWAT Headquarters – So a faggot named Trader has been talking for weeks now, claiming SWAT multilogs and shit. He has his head so far up Max’s ass it got stuck and he couldn’t peak out in time to notice how his multilog’s passwords were almost exactly the same as their usernames. Now you’ve probably seen how ACP has magically started maxing “40” out of nowhere, so let me explain what they’ve been up to. 🙂

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