INVASION OF SNOWBOUND

Hello Agents!

So before we have ACP faggots yelling to CPAC and taking videos and pictures of our event, I’d like to let everyone know that chat size was low today due to xat using the same null ID for everyone. A number of people were on the same null, or attended the event from another chat. 15-20 people had this issue and were not present on chat for the battle but logged on CP. We did pretty decent, not going to lie tactics weren’t our best, but xat’s issues aren’t helping either. We maxed 40 and averaged around 36. Hopefully the null problem will be fixed soon because most of our chat recruits aren’t registered.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Yawns

Really? Is this… all you got? A picture of my chat size when xat went down and some video of my event taken by a 5 year old who leads an army called Snow Ninjas? This is really pathetic. Now I do understand where some of the confusion may fall in but I’ll explain for you nice boys everything that went down last night. Xat, you should listen too because I’m sick of coming on every day and not being able to access my chat. Morons.

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INVASION OF SHIVER [RESULTS]

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade Shiver from the Anti-CP and they once again failed to show up to defend, so we took the server easily maxing 42, averaging 38-40 the entire battle. An hour before the battle, we hit 50+ on chat but unfortunately Xat again started glitching during our event, but we worked around it and had success still, working to get everyone on CP who couldnt be on chat and to follow tactics,  so thanks to everyone for cooperating properly and not freaking out.

Clover power!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Zoomey The Irrelevant ACP Fag

Alright so apparently we have this irrelevant ACP mod or owner, whatever he is, mouthing off to SWAT, no different from Trader, just the fact that no one even knows who this kid is makes it even funnier.

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Tell me how you aren’t implying something negative by saying this to me. If it was Trader, as you claim, then why mention it to me? Are you trying to set him up?

I don’t get where your logic behind making that post was. You just confirmed by saying that it wasn’t you, and hinting it was Trader, that ACP was the one who’s been ddosing me. Because I have been getting ddosed lately, and I didn’t think ACP would stoop that low, but hey, you’re ACP. Anything’s possible!

And tbh you should add a continue reading button because everything you said in this post made you sound like a retard. I highly suggest you add it ASAP.

“SWAT you better stfu and get your 1 million lined up multilogs to stfu too 🙂. I thought this war was dumb but now I agree with Trader.”

Again, get some evidence of us multilogging besides the fact that “it looks like it” or Verum’s list from two weeks ago. This war is pretty dumb, but I’ve been given the chance to get a fairly large amount of free servers, so its fine by me. 🙂

“SWAT IS DUMB AND SHOULD NOT BE ALIVE. ALL IT IS, IS MULTILOGS AND 3 REAL PEOPLE, IF EVEN 3. THEY WILL BE IGNORED BY ACP BECAUSE ACP IS NOT GOING TO WORRY ABOUT A MULTILOG INFESTED ARMY. WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.”

Woah, don’t get steamed pal, its just armies, as you said, but here we have you in an all caps rage about multilogging. Seems legit. I guess we’re dumb just because were bigger and better than everyone else, haven’t heard that one before. XD Again, have some proof instead of a having an opinion. If you want to be pussies and ignore us, then go right ahead, I’m not the one losing anything, I’m gaining every single day, while you and Trader exchange ideas about how SWAT are cheaters, when no one cares what either of you have to say. And I guess maxing 15 once a day is more important than participating in a war, EXACTLY WHAT THIS GAME IS ABOUT. But you can do what you please, and while you’re at it, go take a look at top ten and try to tell me we’re irrelevant. I guess mirrors are getting expensive these days. Oh well.

Have a great life Zoomey, and btw please stop training on Breeze, its a SWAT server. Thanks! 😀

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Xat’s Awesome [WEEK IN REVIEW]

Hello Agents!

Expect 2nd this week because xat can’t stay up for more than a week without having an issue. Thanks guys!

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Thanks Xat

Shout out to our host xat, who went down a total of three times this week, and prevented us from holding more than 5 events due to all chats being reset twice and not being able to type in pass and re-rank everyone and because of friends list being down from Wednesday to today. I’d like to thank you guys for being 100% professional and fast to fix the situation your staff fucked up. A for effort! 🙂

Non-Aggression Pact With WV

Today, Water Vikings leader, Bepboy pced me asking to make a non-aggression pact with WV. Seeing that we’re the top two contending armies for #1 on CPAC, I wasn’t surprised by his offer. I agreed, and we now have a treaty put in place that expires on December 7th.

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BREEZE IS OURS!

Hello Agents!

After multiple bot raids, we finally had our invasion, and we did awesome, maxing 40 and averaging 36-38 on Breeze. ACP failed to show up because they’re ignoring us, and well, small, so we had no problem taking the server. We have a big day tomorrow, with three events. We fell behind WV this week due to xat’s issues and bot raids, so we need to make a late push for 1st. Anyways, great job tonight, SWAT!

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See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

RIP

LMFAO.

I honestly do not know what to say right now. Trader, you are the biggest pussy in all of CP armies. How can you possibly talk all the shit you do, and then proceed to ignore us when we declare war? First off, SWAT has 5 servers, which have all been invaded/cleansed since we reopened, and I can get each results post for you if you don’t believe me. And even if we did have no servers, how does that make our invasions invalid? That two server no invading rule hasn’t been enforced for years, and was a load of shit to begin with, but nice try though. You’re just avoiding the fact that SWAT will smack the shit out of ACP, as we always have. If SWAT are all multilogs and apparently we can’t change rooms in a battle, then prove it. Show up to your defenses and prove your point. Otherwise you’re pussying out of a war you started with all the shit you talk. At least Albaro posted defenses and showed up to them when we were clearly bigger than ACP. I mean like, just have some dignity bro, this is beyond pathetic, even your level of pathetic, or so I thought.

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so why give the cheaters a chance to gain servers?” Are you an idiot, or are you an idiot? YOU think we’re cheaters, that’s YOUR opinion, but who says just because you have an opinion about something we’re not allowed to invade you? I’ve never heard of something so stupid. Its part of the game, its CP WARFARE. You basically asked for your ass to get kicked, and you’re just going to ignore our invasions? Over technicalities and opinions you or others may have about SWAT? You just amaze me, and not in a good way. You Trader, are BY FAR the biggest pussy ass little kid this game has ever seen. ACP should be embarrassed to have you as their leader, I’m sure as hell I would be.

CPAC won’t do anything, they don’t govern armies. They’re laughing at ACP with the rest of this community, and they don’t care for what opinions you have about SWAT. Yeah, we were set up, I was caught for allowing him to do it, but guess what? That was a week ago, and Verum’s gone now, so you really think they’re going to go out of their way to stay up SWAT’s asses 24/7 because of YOUR opinion. Take a hike, they host a top ten and tournaments, not live to point out whether or not armies cheat. Verum’s plan was well thought through, and he made it more than easy for CPAC to review it and deduct points from our score.

And you’re going to stop SWAT and “show us how irrelevant we are”? No see whats going to happen is, SWAT will steamroll your nation in four days and boost our empire, while you sit around moping about how much of a pussy you are and that ACP can’t get over 10. The only thing they can do is yell multilog at armies who gets better sizes than them, which in this case is every army. I don’t know how you’re going to say SWAT’s irrelevant, when you’re backing out of a war on a game based on armies battling each other. I really can’t wrap my head around how retarded you are, its just still unbelievable to me how someone get talk this much, and then back down the moment they’re confronted. You and ACP are a bunch of cowards, and the REAL irrelevant army of this community. Anyone with a brain would agree on that, especially after this little charade.

ACP has been laughed at for years, and it will continue until the day armies die out. And I wouldn’t count on you caring about negative publicity, because you display quite a lot every day. I just think you don’t want CPAC posting an invasions review with pictures of SWAT maxing 45 and ACP maxing 5. But hey, I wouldn’t either, so thanks for the free servers. 🙂

ACP has 0 dignity, 0 respect, and 1 irrelevant raging faggot.

Your nation is mine.

Go fuck yourself.