Today (02/05/2025), SWAT’s UK division logged into the server Polar for our “UK Marines Training” event. With the recent map shakeup and our eyes set on fortifying our presence across Club Penguin Army territory, internal training events such as these are crucial to ensuring our formations remain sharp and our team coordination strong.

Please continue reading for the full results.

Max: 6 troops

Despite the modest size, today’s training showcased solid cooperation and swift adaptation in tactics and formations. We began in the Dojo, where we warmed up with E-bombs and basic movements. As troops gathered, the room echoed with the usual banter, and even the VC saw familiar chaos—this time including a moment where someone tried to lead tactics while driving. Yes, really.

Afterward, we moved to Town for further tactics and formations, including a T-formation attempt (though some debate broke out on whether it was an L, a bracket, or just chaos). Throughout the training, SWAT remained focused on perfecting formations like vertical lines and bombs—while also having to repeatedly remind people to not do tactics while actively on the road.

We finished off with a few final bombs, including a Z-bomb, before wrapping the event at around 15 minutes. The event was not only a good opportunity to maintain our presence on Polar, but also a critical training run ahead of our next events.

Thanks to all the troops who logged on and participated. We’ll see you all at the next event—stay alert and stay sharp. SWAT forever.

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Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 16 troops

Battlefield Highlights:
📍 Snow Forts Opening

• Revived classic SWAT tactics with fresh intensity
• Saluted our storied past while charging toward the future
• Built unstoppable momentum through brotherhood

📍 Docks Showdown

• Nailed V and X formations (SWAT-perfected, with artistic liberties)
• Paid tribute to veterans through precision maneuvers
• Unleashed iconic battle cries: “Fear Motherland” and “Clay on Top”

Pivotal Moments:
🔥 Voice chat mastered the art of strategic chaos
🔥 Troops flawlessly adapted to rapid-fire tactic switches
🔥 Formations sharpened to elite-level precision as the battle raged

A Legacy Secured:
In a historic ceremony, we:
✓ Crowned Clade as Commander—a torch passed to worthy hands
✓ Proved SWAT evolves without forgetting its roots
✓ Ignited the spark for our army’s next golden age

By the Numbers:

• Unit Cohesion: Brotherhood-certified
• Tradition Upheld: Flawless execution
• Future Brightness: Blinding

To every warrior who answered the call: Your passion is SWAT’s heartbeat. The journey continues—watch Discord for our next move.

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What’s up, ladies and lassos! Today (30/04/2025), SWAT took a wild trip through time in a chaotic yet surprisingly productive training session. While the max wasn’t anything to time-travel over, we seized the opportunity to drill key basics—formation discipline, tactic speed, and VC coordination.

Max: 5

We kicked things off with straight-line formations (which, let’s be honest, some troops still can’t grasp) before moving on to verticals, bombs, and circle movements. Meanwhile, leaders rotated through iconic tactics like “Green and Black Back on Track,” “Pizza Gang Attack,” and the ancient, majestic “Unmatched, Unrivaled, Unstoppable.”

Naturally, this wouldn’t be a SWAT event without total tactical anarchy, featuring:

• A surprise resurrection of 2019 memes
• A relentless battle against Club Penguin’s filter
• Templar roasting (multilog jokes galore)
• And zero respect for straight lines or punctuality

At one point, we even went deep lore mode, referencing tactics from the OG SWAT archives—including the legendary double-V evasion tactic straight out of the CPR days.

As usual, a few people only showed up for the size pic, others went AFK mid-formation, and someone (bless their soul) tried to tactic from mobile. Classic.

Event Breakdown:

• Formations Practiced: Straight line (badly), vertical, circle, bomb
• Tactic Themes: Speed, filter evasion, sarcasm
• Top Ten Placement? We’re time-traveling to it.

Same chaos, same vibes—SWAT never dies. See y’all at the next one! 🚀

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Today (29/04/2025), our EU division logged on for a surprise training event—apparently, Subzero bailed on his own retirement party. What began as a potential flop actually turned into a productive (and chaotic) training session.

Max: 6

We kicked things off with warmups in the Snow Forts, focusing on tactic speed, execution, and reaction times. From there, leaders ran through basic movement forms like diagonal lines, anchor formations, and waterfall wipes—though, admittedly, the Z-wipe was overused and went stale fast. Midway through, we switched to room changes, drilling how to maintain formation flow from one room to the next.

Next, we experimented with rapid-fire tactics and VC-led callouts to train adaptability—though half of them got filtered, lost in lag, or just made no sense (“sun’s an apple,” anyone?). Still, the team adapted well and improved with each minute. Despite some AFKers and keyboard complaints (“my E and 0 are too far apart!”), everyone pulled their weight.

A special shoutout goes to those who stuck it out for the full 20 minutes. Thanks to you, we pushed SWAT’s performance forward and grabbed some solid content for future trainings. Until next time—stay sharp!

Formations: Diagonal line, L-shape, waterfall, tactical circle
Training Focus: Speed, form transitions, tactic clarity
Braincells Lost: An acceptable amount
Z-Wipes: Too many
Subzero Slander: Ongoing
Top Ten Worthy? TBD, but we’ll take it

BW & log off. GG troops!

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Today (27/04/2025), SWAT’s EU division logged onto Club Penguin Army Battleground for a chaotic training session. Initially, expectations were low, but somehow we pulled through with a max of 7 troops and a whole lot of confusion.

Max: 7 troops

We kicked things off with slow logins, endless pinging, and troops trying to figure out how the [__] to stop dancing. Soon after, commands flew like “E6 bottom right” and “Press 1 if thou art awake,” while voice chat spiraled into debates about whether Subzero remembers the real-life Templars.

As for the formation? It was somewhere between a straight line, an accidental L, and a Z-wipe that overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile, half the army was AFK, the other half forgot how to log in, and at one point, someone even tried to use tactics with a Bible verse (because Subzero is indeed that old).

When it came to tactics? They were creative, questionable, and sometimes filtered. At one stage, we even pulled out the ancient Trade of the Polar—sort of. Shoutout to everyone who logged on, roasted Subzero in his absence, and somehow helped this mess count as a real event.

Event Stats:

• Formations: Improvised
• Voice Chat: Unhinged
• Subzero Slams: 6+
• Brain Cells Lost: Too many

In the end, thanks to all who attended—see you at the next one. After all, SWAT never dies.

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Today (26/04/2025), our AUSIA division jumped into Club Penguin Army Battleground for training. As always, these sessions are crucial. Not only do they help us refine tactics and sync formations, but they also (theoretically) protect our last shreds of collective sanity.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 5 troops

This time, our numbers weren’t record-breaking. However, the chaos more than made up for it. Right from the start, things collapsed into tactical mayhem, random shouting, and commentary that raised far too many questions.

For example, we faced:

• Wild accusations flying unchecked,
• Sudden, very passionate demotion attempts,
• One soldier announcing they were “still taking a [redacted],” and
• Multiple people failing at basic Discord role logic.

Then, disaster struck. The chat locked itself—somehow nuking view access mid-event. Naturally, panic erupted. Meanwhile, half of VC was AFK, and someone tried promoting their own alt. (Spoiler: It failed.)

Despite everything, we clawed our way to functionality… eventually. Between role debates and permission confusion, we drilled formations and tactic sends. Was it clean? No. Did it work? Sort of.

Formations: Painfully slow
Neurons sacrificed: Critical levels

Shoutout to everyone who endured this mess. Check Discord for future events—and let’s pray next time, our coordination outpaces the chaos.

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Today (25/04/2025), SWAT’s EU Division hosted a small but chaotic training session. With only five troops, the focus wasn’t on size—it was on surviving the madness.

Max: 6

From the start, it was clear this wasn’t going to be a normal session. There were E2s, E3s, form confusion, and someone even forgot where the tactic doc was. Because of that, it took a while to settle in.

Eventually, we found our rhythm. The formations started flowing—although not always smoothly. We cycled through diamonds, Y-forms, and VLs. In fact, we even recreated the Spider-Man pointing meme by accident.

At the same time, technical issues popped up everywhere. CPA crashed. Lag spiked. Discord audio vanished. Still, we kept the tactics going.

For example, some standout lines included:

• “Lego Man, more like Caveman.”
• “We Ride Our Bears at Dawn”

As things went on, the VC started to fall apart. People argued about perms. There were fake coups. Surprisingly, someone even said their girlfriend might dismember them (?!). Even so, we kept sending tactics the entire time.

In the midst of everything, some helpful discussions still happened. To begin with, we talked about bringing back the three-event announcement system. Moreover, we discussed ways to improve tactic timing. Clearly, there’s always room for improvement.

All things considered, this training was classic SWAT. Messy, funny, slightly cursed—but never boring.

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Today (24/04/2025), the SWAT EU Division logged on for a fast-paced battle session. Although turnout was light—just two troops—we still made the most of it with tight tactics and a rapid patrol.

Max: 3 troops

To start, we hit Town, executing a classic J-Bomb through the room. Despite the small squad, we kept the energy high and held formation whenever possible.

While the session was short, it kept our momentum alive—plus, ’twas a solid warm-up for future ops.

GGs to everyone who joined. See you next time!

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Today (23/04/2025), SWAT’s AUSIA division held AUSIA Division Battle I on CPAB. Despite a few technical difficulties with voice chat, troops were active. They used text and movement to coordinate tactics smoothly.

Max: 8

First of all, the event started strong with 8 troops at its peak. Arctic Ops had one member do E1 and E2 flickers. Strikers (4 troops) showed E7, E8, and E9. Additionally, divisions kept formations clean—like lines, upside-down Ts, and waterfalls—even when numbers changed. At one point, only 5 were left, but they bounced back fast without voice help.

A big moment was the E8 sick face tactic. Troops held it well, then nailed an E5/E6 flicker sequence. Even without voice chat, they stayed creative. One troop joked in text, “Breaking news: San Marino declares war on BRICS.” SWAT’s humor never quits!

Finally, they finished with a waterfall and sharp upside-down T. Some left mid-event, but the rest pushed through 30 minutes strong. Final commands went perfectly, and all active troops got credit.

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Today (22/04/2025), our AUSIA division participated in the “AUSIA Training Stem” event, focusing on formation accuracy and tactical speed as SWAT refined its coordination post-map reset. Despite some early disorganization, troops quickly adapted and delivered strong results.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 8 troops

The session began with scattered formations and uniform inconsistencies, but cohesion improved steadily. Key rooms like the Stadium and Town saw effective tactical execution, including E1/E2, ET/ER, and EQ/EW bombs. Attendance peaked at 8 troops, boosted by a surprise appearance from a Doritos member.

Voice leadership remained persistent, turning moments of frustration into rallying motivation. While some confusion arose from CPA’s current rules, the team demonstrated impressive adaptability.

Overall, this event highlighted our troops’ discipline and potential, proving our ability to overcome challenges in real time.

GG to everyone who attended. See you in the next one.

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