Non-Aggression Pact With WV

Today, Water Vikings leader, Bepboy pced me asking to make a non-aggression pact with WV. Seeing that we’re the top two contending armies for #1 on CPAC, I wasn’t surprised by his offer. I agreed, and we now have a treaty put in place that expires on December 7th.

V Nice

BREEZE IS OURS!

Hello Agents!

After multiple bot raids, we finally had our invasion, and we did awesome, maxing 40 and averaging 36-38 on Breeze. ACP failed to show up because they’re ignoring us, and well, small, so we had no problem taking the server. We have a big day tomorrow, with three events. We fell behind WV this week due to xat’s issues and bot raids, so we need to make a late push for 1st. Anyways, great job tonight, SWAT!

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See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Um, Ok?

This post is not made to call out WV, this is not their entire army’s thoughts. We’d still like to have good relations with the army because people like Change, Chip and Quinn are cool. 🙂

Claimed 28, got 26.

Claimed 24, had 40 on chat, and maxed 21.

And SWAT can’t get 30?? But WV get 45+??

Size of 40 – A little bit after event begun.

Size of 32 – Returning event, coming back from having no events, and reaching 37+ later on.

I think you’re confused Ceonz. WV have events almost every day and get like 20-25. SWAT went from having no events over the weekend to get 35+, and then 45+.

Apollo – SWAT Leader

End Of Eras

Cowards.

Cowards is all I can think of when someone mentions ACP. Talking crap, then not owning up to it whenever something hits them. Quit being salty sweetie! SWAT will take ACP’s nation in less than 5 days.

If you don’t think we will win, don’t forget we had LT back out of a war. Following that, they died the next day. ACP will surrender as soon as possible because they’re pussies who won’t show to invasions nor defenses.

Enjoy shouting “multilogging” towards every army. I’ve already seen it done to IW, WV and LT. This isn’t about SWAT demolishing ACP for just talking crap, it’s for the good of our community.

Look at it this way — You’re at a party and someone who was invited brings that annoying friend who wasn’t invited. They disrupt everything and everyone while annoying them. They quickly become arrogant and piss everyone off for being cocky but if you say something they come back with the most idiotic comebacks. This ‘friend’ is ACP.  They try to make good with everyone, but then make the most ridiculous claims to an army that reaches victory more times than Paris Hilton gives blowjobs. (Trust me, it’s a lot of times.)

To whom it may concern, SWAT will murder ACP. If they decide to keep going as we take their entire empire, we will just keep invading the servers they claim to have.

Welcome to the End of Eras.

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RIP

LMFAO.

I honestly do not know what to say right now. Trader, you are the biggest pussy in all of CP armies. How can you possibly talk all the shit you do, and then proceed to ignore us when we declare war? First off, SWAT has 5 servers, which have all been invaded/cleansed since we reopened, and I can get each results post for you if you don’t believe me. And even if we did have no servers, how does that make our invasions invalid? That two server no invading rule hasn’t been enforced for years, and was a load of shit to begin with, but nice try though. You’re just avoiding the fact that SWAT will smack the shit out of ACP, as we always have. If SWAT are all multilogs and apparently we can’t change rooms in a battle, then prove it. Show up to your defenses and prove your point. Otherwise you’re pussying out of a war you started with all the shit you talk. At least Albaro posted defenses and showed up to them when we were clearly bigger than ACP. I mean like, just have some dignity bro, this is beyond pathetic, even your level of pathetic, or so I thought.

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so why give the cheaters a chance to gain servers?” Are you an idiot, or are you an idiot? YOU think we’re cheaters, that’s YOUR opinion, but who says just because you have an opinion about something we’re not allowed to invade you? I’ve never heard of something so stupid. Its part of the game, its CP WARFARE. You basically asked for your ass to get kicked, and you’re just going to ignore our invasions? Over technicalities and opinions you or others may have about SWAT? You just amaze me, and not in a good way. You Trader, are BY FAR the biggest pussy ass little kid this game has ever seen. ACP should be embarrassed to have you as their leader, I’m sure as hell I would be.

CPAC won’t do anything, they don’t govern armies. They’re laughing at ACP with the rest of this community, and they don’t care for what opinions you have about SWAT. Yeah, we were set up, I was caught for allowing him to do it, but guess what? That was a week ago, and Verum’s gone now, so you really think they’re going to go out of their way to stay up SWAT’s asses 24/7 because of YOUR opinion. Take a hike, they host a top ten and tournaments, not live to point out whether or not armies cheat. Verum’s plan was well thought through, and he made it more than easy for CPAC to review it and deduct points from our score.

And you’re going to stop SWAT and “show us how irrelevant we are”? No see whats going to happen is, SWAT will steamroll your nation in four days and boost our empire, while you sit around moping about how much of a pussy you are and that ACP can’t get over 10. The only thing they can do is yell multilog at armies who gets better sizes than them, which in this case is every army. I don’t know how you’re going to say SWAT’s irrelevant, when you’re backing out of a war on a game based on armies battling each other. I really can’t wrap my head around how retarded you are, its just still unbelievable to me how someone get talk this much, and then back down the moment they’re confronted. You and ACP are a bunch of cowards, and the REAL irrelevant army of this community. Anyone with a brain would agree on that, especially after this little charade.

ACP has been laughed at for years, and it will continue until the day armies die out. And I wouldn’t count on you caring about negative publicity, because you display quite a lot every day. I just think you don’t want CPAC posting an invasions review with pictures of SWAT maxing 45 and ACP maxing 5. But hey, I wouldn’t either, so thanks for the free servers. 🙂

ACP has 0 dignity, 0 respect, and 1 irrelevant raging faggot.

Your nation is mine.

Go fuck yourself.

You Asked For It

You asked for it.

As you saw in Ganger’s post, SWAT has officially declared war on ACP. After LT backed out of war with us today, and Trader had another one of his daily shitfits raging about SWAT’s sizes, claiming that we’re all multilogs, I saw no better chance then to get some extra servers. A couple weeks ago, I cut ACP some slack by not smacking them straight in the face right then and there, when they originally raided two of our servers, and talked endless shit with multiple flame posts aimed towards SWAT on their site. I’ve been ignoring Trader, but the rest of SWAT hasn’t. This kid feels all high and mighty because he got ACP leader, which really isn’t an accomplishment, and also feels obliged to talk about SWAT and trash us for hours on end on both SWAT chat, if hes not banned, and other army chats. He claims we still multilog and fails to understand we were set up, simply because he states what he wants to say is true, not what actually is true. ACP’s never been on the side of truth, so that doesn’t really surprise me. We only have five servers as of now, and its time to expand our empire, just as we did a couple months ago. I guess the beating we gave them in August wasn’t satisfying enough. And its scary for them, because we were only getting around 25 then. I know this seems like SWAT is picking on a SMAP army, but honestly guys, how long do you want me to ignore it? How long do you want me to let him talk shit about us and not do anything about it? There is no more time to wait. We act now. I thought we had a good, evenly matched war set up for LT, but that really didn’t work out, so its time to give the guy who REALLY wants to get his ass whooped, exactly what he asked for. Trader, this ones for you. Have fun 🙂

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Good luck, you’ll need it! 😀

Official Declaration Of War On ACP [The Strike]

*SWAT owns Outback.

 SWAT officially declares war on ACPTrader is an enemy of the Club Penguin SWAT Team, Special Agents. He and his army, ACP, have not learned their lesson from the last time we went to war. Trader even went on to claim that “We declared victory when really ACP won”, yet ACP only posted results for 4 out of 20 battles. Coincidence or not? SWAT posted all 20/20 battle results from the war showing us with the upper hand in each of them, and we are even stronger now and ACP weaker than ever. (Having Trader as leader isn’t helping either). We will ravage through their nation and claim all their servers within 5 days. Prepare SWAT, we have to complete some unfinished business.

Check battle schedule for invasions!



		

	

LOL

Matt is using you, he said it literally said that to me in PC, and I have a picture with it I posted before with his ID in it, so keep trying to avoid the fact that he doesn’t like you lol. AND LOL BRO “Your aim is to make me feel bad so I leave LT and join SWAT so I will bot recruit for you”. LMFAO MAN NO THANKS. I don’t want raging kids who mess with people’s internet connection in my army. And we chat recruit so lolllll. You speak as if you’re so good that I would ACTUALLY let you join my army. The highest you’d get here is private, bot script or not, but nice try man. 😉  Tts alright to feel important when you aren’t, keep boosting the self esteem you’ll need all you can get for tonight!!!!111

SWAT will smack LT senseless, and in a couple days your bot script will mean nothing, as if it means something already.

Go ride Matt into the sunset!!!

WAR STARTS TOMORROW

OUR WAR WITH THE LIGHT TROOPS BEGINS TOMORROW! WE NEED EVERY SPECIAL AGENT TO HELP DEFEND OUR CAPITAL SERVER MAMMOTH @8 PM EST!!!!