You Are Sadly Mistaken, ACP

Although the battle was easy enough to call a tie between us, SWAT keeps the server Kosciusko even if the battle counted and we didn’t tie because CPAC already informed us that you can not post re-invasion for a server until the enemy has had it for at least 24 hours, thus making the re-invasion completely invalid. We just logged on for them extra AUSIA points. 🙂 And before you respond to this ranting that I’m making excuses (even though it was a tie regardless), please be fully aware that these are not my rules, they’re CPAC’s, so you can take it up with them.

Here’s a word of advice, ACP: DEFEND AT 3 AM. Stop being pussies. Honestly, you have AUSIA, use it. Don’t hide behind this invalid bs. On the path you’re going, between getting smashed at UK/US times, and your invalid “re-invasions” of your servers we take at AUSIA times, SWAT will have your entire nation by the end of the week. So just try being men for once, and engage in battle at the times we scheduled instead of looking for a loophole like you’ve been doing for every war you involved yourselves in the past three years. Its pathetic, even for you, but no less surprising. Keep gettin crushed, ACP.

SWAT keeps Kosciusko.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Retirement Of Yey

Hello SWAT,

This is your 2ic, Yey.

I have made my decision to retire from CP Warfare.

It was a good run for me, and in honor of my legacy I am going to write my retirement post.

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In 2011 as a little penguin I strolled around Club Penguin. I saw a group of black penguins chanting SWAT and throwing snowballs at some red people. I decided to search on google: SWAT of Club Penguin. SWAT site popped up and I clicked on it. I then went to SWAT chat and joined. Under Ganger I worked my way up from the lowest member rank to the rank of 2ic. SWAT is the only army that I worked my way up to an owner rank. When I was SWAT 2ic, SWAT was having a magnificent era. SWAT was number 1 on CPAC for weeks, and I was having the time of my life recruiting, and helping keep SWAT there. I met someone on SWAT named Leon. In late 2011 I made my own xat chat. I can’t remember the name but it must have been something dumb like “Yey and his friends”. I told Leon to come to the chat and he did. Leon and I were pretty good friends at this time and Leon had asked me if the chat was made for making an army. I said it wasn’t, but that sparked an idea in my head. Leon and I were going to make an army. I came up with the name United Countries of Club Penguin, or UCCP. I picked my two favorite colors as the armies colors, blue and green. Leon and I then met people like Rore, Dylan (now called Deli), and Michie. These were the first troops in UCCP. Then came along great friends and leaders such as Crazy186, Mr. Burns,  and 32op. UCCP quickly became a CPAC top ten army. I remember we hit our high point as number 6 on CPAC. Later on in my career I was asked to lead my first army and the army I help closest to me: SWAT. I accepted the call and led SWAT along with Ganger90 and a few others. I was on almost every day all day. SWAT was getting top 5 on CPAC and I felt like I was on the top of the world. SWAT’s peak when I led was 1st on CPAC. I was so proud of SWAT and all the things I had done to help. After leading SWAT and UCCP other armies began to ask me to join for high positions. The armies I accepted were: Miners-Leader, DCP-LIT, GT-3ic, TCP-3ic, and PCP-4ic. In mid 2013 I took a break from cp armies. In late 2014 I returned to bring back UCCP. I quickly decided I didn’t want to rush into it and just talked with friends and hung out on chats. In mid 2015 I decided it was time to bring back UCCP. I fully returned to CP Warfare and led UCCP to sizes of 12+ with only myself as the leader. Later that year I put UCCP down and joined Pretzels with a ton of my good friends for 4ic. If i would have stayed a little bit longer I would have gotten 3ic. But then SWAT returned and I was offered owner rank and I couldn’t say no, even though it was a lower rank than I was before and was offered before. SWAT meant too much for me to even care about the rank I had. I only stayed for a couple of weeks where I recruited a lot. I recruited a lot of troops in the past couple weeks by autotyping and going to oldcp chat. Then I realized I didnt have enough time to be what I wanted to be in the army. I made the decision to retire.When I first joined CP armies I wrote down what I wanted to accomplish throughout my legacy. I found the note in 2014 and that is what made me return.

Now I will make the part of the post that is somewhat sappy.

Some of my greatest friends that I met in CP armies.

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Leon23123 – Leon you and I were like the danger duo bro, we were unstoppable. I miss talking to you and I hope to meet again someday.

32op – 32, you were great help to me throughout my career, thanks for being there for me through everything and for always supporting me. Mess With The Best, Die Like The Rest.

Ganger90 – Ganger, you helped me get to where I am today and I thank you for that. You are a great leader and I hope someday you get the recognition you deserve. You are also just a fun dude to talk to.

Rore – You and I had our differences at times but overall we got along and were great friends. I am glad that I met you along the way and I’m glad that I get to talk to you a bit still today.

Michie – Michie you were in the Fantastic 5 consisting of Rore, Dylan, Leon, You, and Me. I am glad that we still talk a bit and I had a blast talking with you in UCCP back then.

Dylan – Dylan bro you are a scrub but an awesome scrub. I am so glad you are still on xat a lot and we get to talk. I hope we never stop talking and I hope that we can keep in touch.

Beast – Beast you were a great friend from back in my days of SWAT Leader. I remember leading alongside you and you were a blast to talk with. You were the greatest and I am glad you still hop on now and then to talk and you are still as cool as you always were. Thanks for all the advice.

Badboy – Bad you and I were close back then and it was fun being through all that stuff with you. I hope you have fun in todays generation of CP armies and strive just like then.

Starz – Starz me and you were close back in 2011 and we still are now. We talk a lot and I’d say at this point you are one of my closest friends here on xat and in CP armies. Keep being an awesome recruiter and I am glad we are still tight.

Brave – Brave you are a nice guy and I loved getting to chat with you when I did. Keep being a fantastic leader.

Burns – Burns you and I still talk and you are a great friend. I am so glad we got to be in UCCP together and then got to move to SWAT as high ranks. You are an amazing dude and I am glad we still talk.

Redrocks98 – I am glad we both have a good taste in music and sports and we get to talk a lot in the later hours. I hope you strive as well as you did back then. You are really fun to talk to and I am glad we still do. I hope we keep in touch.

This post got insanely long and I am sorry if I didn’t include you or forgot you. This post took a lot of time and I hope you all respect it. I love you guys and I will miss every single one of you.

If you want to stay in touch my KIK is – Yey100000

My career goals:

Become SWAT Owner (Rank): Accomplished

Become SWAT Leader – Accomplished

Become SWAT Legend – Not Accomplished

Get into SWAT HOF – Not Accomplished

Make my own army – Accomplished

Lead my own army in CPAC – Accomplished

Become a legend in my own army – Accomplished

Get into my own army’s HOF – Accomplished

Become a CPAC or SMAC Legend – Not Accomplished

I accomplished 5/8 of the things I wanted to accomplish in my career.

Defense Of Kosciusko: SUCCESS!

Howdy, ya’ll.

Today, we successfully defended the server Kosciusko from the Anti-CP maxing sizes of 10 and matching them tactic for tactic. Its what I’d say was probably the closest battle of the war before, and I’d say it was a tie, so we keep the server. Great job SWAT!

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Comment if you came!

Lets keep up the great work, and keep dominating this war!

»Preѕιdeɴт Nιтroнaммer«

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Belly Slide Is Ours! Let’s Play “Spot The ACP”

LOADING RESULTS……….Victorious!

Good afternoon, Special Agents.

Today all available troops invaded Belly Slide, and we did a great job! We maxed 30 and averaged 25. Despite being raided by bots, we also performed some pretty nice tactics. I’m very proud of the way we are performing so far in this war, lets keep it up! Also, the Anti-CP were so incredibly puny, that you couldn’t even see them on Club Penguin. So I’ve decided to create a game out of this battle. This game is called: Spot The ACP. In this game, you will have to try and locate every Anti-CP troop in the battle pictures. Do you think you can do it?

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Tacos Pictures – BOTS WERE IGNORED ON HIS ACCOUNT

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Amazing work today! We are dominating in this war so far, lets keep up the good work. The Anti-CP won’t destroy Club Penguin on our watch.

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THE BATTLE OF OUTBACK – VICTORY

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Average: 20

Outback is ours fam

We got raided by bots again

ACP’s chat full of event helpers. Get some real troops please.

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Moneybags Does It Again

This is a prime example of how pathetic this community is. Its people like this that piss SWAT off, and we won’t tolerate it.

Leadership Changes

Ya so I’m just going to say it. Benjarkin is couped. He pleaded for us to give him leader because he got couped from the Pretzels last week for being inactive, but now I kind of see why. He convinced me and the other leaders that he was devoted but since then he hasn’t really contributed much and he skipped all of today’s battles just because there was discussion of one of our UK Leaders being promoted.

Honestly hes been acting like a woman for the past two days and pissed me Ganger and Taco off a number of times, so we will do without him.

Verum is promoted to main leader alongside the big three.

That’s all for now.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

Enough Is Enough

This is a message for Commando and his 24 year old virgins who work for that new CP Warfare site who seem to think they control armies now.

Since when did this horses ass spring up out of nowhere and start setting rules for the whole community?

Let me tell you something. SWAT played by the rules. We cleared our 50+ servers off our empire page for the server reset, and we didn’t get much in return or ask for much at all. But your going to sit here and tell me we didn’t win the battle of Breeze because two ACP legends didn’t agree even after you gave confirmation to our leaders that we successfully invaded the server from ACP. Give me a break. I don’t know what this fortification nonsense is but let me be very clear that SWAT won’t be following those guidelines and we will use the servers WE KNOW we won whether its on your gayass map or not. So you and Boomer can go take turns dropping the soap together because we will not follow your news site or abide by your rules until you learn how to be a little more fair.

SWAT won Breeze.

SWAT won Snow Fort.

And there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.

History Repeats Itself And That’s Just How It Goes

HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF AND THAT JUST HOW IT GOES

MAX 30 AVG 25 BREEZE IS OURS FAMILIA

Yo and alb stop trying to make excuses. The invasion had 24 hour notice. It was was posted at 1 PM EST yesterday, and President 90 is Ganger so stop tryna say we multilog, you’re embarrassing yourself.

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Unloyalty Will NOT Be Tolerated

Honestly, this has been a problem in this army for way too long. We’ve addressed it many times, but obviously it has yet to sink in.

Today, our new UK Leader, Max, quit this army because he didn’t receive main owner. You’re a UK LEADER. US is our main division. We have hour four main leaders, and no one will be promoted further than UK Leader until one of the big four retires. We already said that, so I honestly don’t know why he expected anything more than owner and editor.

Spikey and Verum are UK Leaders, and I don’t see them begging for main owner. Spikey, a SWAT Legend, who probably deserves more than just owner, is cool with it. See that’s loyalty, something this community lacks greatly.

If you think you’re too good for a certain rank that we give you, then don’t join. There are loyal mods and members who work for their ranks that would probably make a better fit.

Requirements for owners:

  1. You must be on chat 45 minutes before EVERY event. If you for some reason can’t attend an event, let a leader know in advance so we know you aren’t skipping.
  2. You are required to recruit every day. Whether it be CPPS chat recruiting or autoyping, you must be contributing in some way to make the army grow. Otherwise, you shouldn’t be owner.
  3. All owners are expected to take pictures at events. Leaders are busy leading the event, we don’t have time to take pictures. There are more than enough of you who have screenshot. Take pictures.

These are only a handful of requirements for owners. You all know what you are supposed to do. And again, if you want to look out for yourselves instead of the army, then this isn’t the army for you.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander