Victory Over ACP

Trader talked shit, A LOT OF SHIT.

“SWAT will never take anything from us.”

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so ACP has every right to ignore you.”

“SWAT is irrelevant.”

Wrong, wrong, and WRONG.

We invaded ACP’s ENTIRE nation in a week, hitting sizes of 35-40 at all but one of the battles. We made our mark this week, and we will get #1 on that top ten tomorrow.

Where will ACP be? Still maxing 10 and moping about how they got exposed this week, and counting down the minutes until Trader is couped. Yeah, that’s what they’ll be doing. ACP is officially finished off and all of their servers are now occupied by the SWAT Empire.

To ACP, after you get rid of that filth, consider this a wake up call. You do have some good people in your army, just clear out the idiots, and you’ll be fine.

To Sidie, although SWAT will not be willing to give anything back, we are willing to make a peace agreement following Trader’s removal. You know where to find me.

SWAT VICTORY.

HELL WILL CONTINUE TO BE UNLEASHED.

And That Is How The War Was Won [UK INVASION OF CREAM SODA]

Today, we took ACP’s last server after a week in a half of war with them. They ignored the entire war, making it more than easy for us to conquer their nation. The entire D.R.A.C.P. is now in SWAT’s hands. Cream soda was their last server, and we logged on today at UK times and invaded it with sizes of 41. I am so proud of the way we performed during this war, we couldn’t have done it without all of you! Victory!!!!!

Also, I just want to get this off my chest. Ever since we bounced back from Verum’s multilogging scandal, I subscribed to a private CPPS server where SWAT recruits, and I pay $50 a month on paypal. We’ve been using this for quite a while now, I just felt the need to say this since CPAC and countless others have started investigating us for multilogging again.

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Invasion Of Ice Shelf [RESULTS]

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade Ice Shelf at 9:30 and we did pretty decent, maxing around 30, averaging 27. I’d like to thank everyone who attended this event, ACP only has one server left now and we will take it tomorrow at UK times. Great job tonight, SWAT!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

ACP?

Trader, you just don’t know when to stop, do you?

Think you have the right to make these types of posts when you’re a cheating little faggot who no one likes?

Yeah, nulling excessively, first time I’ve heard that one, but I’m pretty sure that’s Max’s thing. Moving on.

Multilogging. Its sad to see that one day you get ACP leader and instantly your life begins to revolve around excusing other CP Armies of cheating, when in fact you do it more than anyone else.

Troop stealing. Get some proof, or just have Lolly17 do it for you, either way works.

Again, CPAC doesn’t listen to green raging 5 year olds who claim they get arrested for leaking someone’s nudes on a CP game.

It isn’t a problem though, me and Baker1 are chilling tomorrow night despite any of this, so w/e.

Funny how you sit there and try to call out the #1 and #2 armies when you’re leading an army who needs to multilog 15+ penguins they find off of youtube just to get 30, and then have “recruiting sessions” where you claim to get 40+ when really you only get 20 not including multilogs and rouges. Good work son.

The passwords for the penguins seen at your events is solid proof that you have been multilogging with them. Why in the hell would the passwords of 5+ different penguins be the same as the username just without any numbers. Yes of course, not suspicious at all, because you’re the great first Army of CP who does nothing wrong!

Those penguins with similar passwords to their usernames are often found on youtube if you’re looking for a new account. Not to mention those are the most basic names you could think of. Please Trader, you think we’re dumb?

 I don’t ever recall WV being investigated for having similar penguin names and passwords, you’re mistaking them for DCP. Please, stop using Valium.

Zing wants to expose you simply because you’re a dumbass and its his job to report these kinds of things. SWAT was exposed for allowing Verum to multilog, and guess what? We shut our mouths admitted it, and moved on. And now we’re headed to #1.

I guess you could say having the CEO as your creator, but I guess all those years of having ACP advisors high up on CPAC rankings gets swept under the rug right? What a sad excuse. Funny how Zak had nothing to do with this at all, and neither did Mach lol.

Can’t wait to see you in another army next week, perhaps you’ll go Chainpro and try to recreate a fake Golds, or maybe go hop on DCP’s dead bandwagon that you’re apparently so friendly with already. Its just sad to see even the most hated people become even more hated just because they want to be at the top on a game designed for 8 year olds. You’ve tarnished ACP’s name and reputation, you’ve lost their entire nation to SWAT, and you have ACP legends pcing me asking for evidence of your stupid behavior. Anything else? Or will I be seeing another 40+ recruiting session tomorrow? Maybe, maybe not, after all, I did ban all of them penguins for you. Have a good rest of your time as ACP leader, the clocks ticking!

 

INVASION OF FLURRY [RESULTS]

Hello SWAT!

Tonight we logged on for our late invasion of Flurry and we did great! We did much better getting logged on and follow directions than before. Just a quick note before we get to pictures, Flen thought it would be funny to throw four autotypers from using penguin’s from Verum’s multilog list on CP. Those were not SWAT penguins. Grow up please Flen. Anyways, we maxed and averaged 35 throughout the event. Good job Agents!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

LATE NIGHT INVASION OF SABERTOOTH

Hello SWAT!

After successfully invading Snowbound before, we logged on for our 9:30 invasion of Sabertooth. We only got around 33-35 as expected but nonetheless, we did awesome with formations and tactics, and added yet another server to the SWAT empire. Great job everyone!

REMEMBER TO ATTEND TOMORROW’S INVASIONS!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Yawns

Really? Is this… all you got? A picture of my chat size when xat went down and some video of my event taken by a 5 year old who leads an army called Snow Ninjas? This is really pathetic. Now I do understand where some of the confusion may fall in but I’ll explain for you nice boys everything that went down last night. Xat, you should listen too because I’m sick of coming on every day and not being able to access my chat. Morons.

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INVASION OF SHIVER [RESULTS]

Hello Agents!

Tonight we logged on to invade Shiver from the Anti-CP and they once again failed to show up to defend, so we took the server easily maxing 42, averaging 38-40 the entire battle. An hour before the battle, we hit 50+ on chat but unfortunately Xat again started glitching during our event, but we worked around it and had success still, working to get everyone on CP who couldnt be on chat and to follow tactics,  so thanks to everyone for cooperating properly and not freaking out.

Clover power!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

Non-Aggression Pact With WV

Today, Water Vikings leader, Bepboy pced me asking to make a non-aggression pact with WV. Seeing that we’re the top two contending armies for #1 on CPAC, I wasn’t surprised by his offer. I agreed, and we now have a treaty put in place that expires on December 7th.

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