BREEZE IS OURS!

Hello Agents!

After multiple bot raids, we finally had our invasion, and we did awesome, maxing 40 and averaging 36-38 on Breeze. ACP failed to show up because they’re ignoring us, and well, small, so we had no problem taking the server. We have a big day tomorrow, with three events. We fell behind WV this week due to xat’s issues and bot raids, so we need to make a late push for 1st. Anyways, great job tonight, SWAT!

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See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

RIP

LMFAO.

I honestly do not know what to say right now. Trader, you are the biggest pussy in all of CP armies. How can you possibly talk all the shit you do, and then proceed to ignore us when we declare war? First off, SWAT has 5 servers, which have all been invaded/cleansed since we reopened, and I can get each results post for you if you don’t believe me. And even if we did have no servers, how does that make our invasions invalid? That two server no invading rule hasn’t been enforced for years, and was a load of shit to begin with, but nice try though. You’re just avoiding the fact that SWAT will smack the shit out of ACP, as we always have. If SWAT are all multilogs and apparently we can’t change rooms in a battle, then prove it. Show up to your defenses and prove your point. Otherwise you’re pussying out of a war you started with all the shit you talk. At least Albaro posted defenses and showed up to them when we were clearly bigger than ACP. I mean like, just have some dignity bro, this is beyond pathetic, even your level of pathetic, or so I thought.

“SWAT are a bunch of cheaters, so why give the cheaters a chance to gain servers?” Are you an idiot, or are you an idiot? YOU think we’re cheaters, that’s YOUR opinion, but who says just because you have an opinion about something we’re not allowed to invade you? I’ve never heard of something so stupid. Its part of the game, its CP WARFARE. You basically asked for your ass to get kicked, and you’re just going to ignore our invasions? Over technicalities and opinions you or others may have about SWAT? You just amaze me, and not in a good way. You Trader, are BY FAR the biggest pussy ass little kid this game has ever seen. ACP should be embarrassed to have you as their leader, I’m sure as hell I would be.

CPAC won’t do anything, they don’t govern armies. They’re laughing at ACP with the rest of this community, and they don’t care for what opinions you have about SWAT. Yeah, we were set up, I was caught for allowing him to do it, but guess what? That was a week ago, and Verum’s gone now, so you really think they’re going to go out of their way to stay up SWAT’s asses 24/7 because of YOUR opinion. Take a hike, they host a top ten and tournaments, not live to point out whether or not armies cheat. Verum’s plan was well thought through, and he made it more than easy for CPAC to review it and deduct points from our score.

And you’re going to stop SWAT and “show us how irrelevant we are”? No see whats going to happen is, SWAT will steamroll your nation in four days and boost our empire, while you sit around moping about how much of a pussy you are and that ACP can’t get over 10. The only thing they can do is yell multilog at armies who gets better sizes than them, which in this case is every army. I don’t know how you’re going to say SWAT’s irrelevant, when you’re backing out of a war on a game based on armies battling each other. I really can’t wrap my head around how retarded you are, its just still unbelievable to me how someone get talk this much, and then back down the moment they’re confronted. You and ACP are a bunch of cowards, and the REAL irrelevant army of this community. Anyone with a brain would agree on that, especially after this little charade.

ACP has been laughed at for years, and it will continue until the day armies die out. And I wouldn’t count on you caring about negative publicity, because you display quite a lot every day. I just think you don’t want CPAC posting an invasions review with pictures of SWAT maxing 45 and ACP maxing 5. But hey, I wouldn’t either, so thanks for the free servers. 🙂

ACP has 0 dignity, 0 respect, and 1 irrelevant raging faggot.

Your nation is mine.

Go fuck yourself.

You Asked For It

You asked for it.

As you saw in Ganger’s post, SWAT has officially declared war on ACP. After LT backed out of war with us today, and Trader had another one of his daily shitfits raging about SWAT’s sizes, claiming that we’re all multilogs, I saw no better chance then to get some extra servers. A couple weeks ago, I cut ACP some slack by not smacking them straight in the face right then and there, when they originally raided two of our servers, and talked endless shit with multiple flame posts aimed towards SWAT on their site. I’ve been ignoring Trader, but the rest of SWAT hasn’t. This kid feels all high and mighty because he got ACP leader, which really isn’t an accomplishment, and also feels obliged to talk about SWAT and trash us for hours on end on both SWAT chat, if hes not banned, and other army chats. He claims we still multilog and fails to understand we were set up, simply because he states what he wants to say is true, not what actually is true. ACP’s never been on the side of truth, so that doesn’t really surprise me. We only have five servers as of now, and its time to expand our empire, just as we did a couple months ago. I guess the beating we gave them in August wasn’t satisfying enough. And its scary for them, because we were only getting around 25 then. I know this seems like SWAT is picking on a SMAP army, but honestly guys, how long do you want me to ignore it? How long do you want me to let him talk shit about us and not do anything about it? There is no more time to wait. We act now. I thought we had a good, evenly matched war set up for LT, but that really didn’t work out, so its time to give the guy who REALLY wants to get his ass whooped, exactly what he asked for. Trader, this ones for you. Have fun 🙂

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Good luck, you’ll need it! 😀

WAR WITH LT OVER; NEGOTIATIONS REACHED

After a large amount of bizarre events occurring today, Matt came on and told me that he never really wanted war with SWAT. He said hes far too busy to take LT into war and that his owners basically pressured him into going through with it. I thank Matt for being mature (unlike the rest of LT), and reaching a fair agreement with me. The war is officially over. Here’s the details:

The treaty:

The treaty with Matt’s ID in it:

“Firekid” Intensifies

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LOL RIP FLEN

I Do Know The Reason @Flen

Again, Matt and everyone else who claimed we recruited at DSGHQ failed to show us proof, therefore it didn’t happen. WE trash talked about YOU? That’s funny, because all I’ve seen in the past two weeks is Waterkid raging on CPAC chat about how LT won’t be able to get 1st because of us, and I think the real reason why you want war is so you can try and prove we can’t keep up in real battles because you still think we multilog. But with that idiot gone, you have no way to bring us down now. No one ever recruited on LT chat either, please stop making things up and go get caught raiding someone’s event with bots please. And its funny you call my AUSIA division fake when you most likely throw bots on to do AUSIA or boost sizes in any division, don’t make me laugh Flen, we all know what you’re about. Perhaps you should go change your name for the 1000th time, or hop to some other army who will use you for their script. You’re pathetic man, please just leave this community already, no one wants you here lol.

“This is you death”. Not quite sure how to comprehend that but I think I know why you changed your name to Santa’s brother to look like Matt, you both have horrible grammar! Lol!!!!!! Peepin that invasion of MarshMellow btw Matt haha.

#RIPLT

RIP LT

Ight so apparently, Matt came on tonight, and out of nowhere his pal Roberto and a couple of irrelevant LT owners ran to him and told him SWAT was recruiting off DSGHQ, which apparently LT has bought out now. That’s a big fat lie because everyone knows where we recruit and it isn’t at DSGHQ. When I approached Matt and asked him for a picture with an ID of someone in SWAT diliberately recruiting on DSGHQ chat, his response was, “I don’t have that proof”. LT’s reason for war isn’t this, however, their reason for war is because they are pissed off they failed to throw us down when Verum set us up and gave LT what they needed to get elude us from taking the #1 spot. They know we’re already bigger after just returning yesterday, and this scares them. They know right away we will take the #1 spot no problem, and no one will get in our way. Verum is gone now and they have no one else to try and set us up again and prevent us from reaching our goals.

Matt, honestly I couldn’t care less about you. You were the nicest guy in BMA and up until last week, and then you rejoined LT and turned into a complete asshole, just like everyone else who throws themselves into that army. You claim LT is superior to SWAT yet you’re last two events have reached a whopping 25+, when SWAT just returned from a lock down and we’re already averaging over 35. You have nothing but your money, Matt. You claimed last week that SWAT’s troops aren’t real, yet you buy all of your troops. Even funnier, you’re paying Waterkid and Roberto to recruit for you just so LT can reach over 30. You’re pathetic man. We were good friends, and now we’re enemies. I hate to do this, but I will crush LT with a burning passion until you surrender. SWAT may look beat after what happened, but you’d be sadly mistaken if you think that.

And btw, I’m not so sure if CPAC cares, but I’d like to show a little piece of LT’s idiocy, as a token of my appreciation.

Hey Flen, can you make it any more obvious? Get a life lol.

RIP LT

MARCH ON MAMMOTH [THE COMEBACK]

Hello Agents!

We are officially back on track as of tonight, returning a day ago from our lock down and already averaging well over 35 again. We went on Mammoth and maxed around 37, averaging 33-35 the entire event. I’d like to thank Apollo for pictures, he always does a great job taking them. Lets take back whats ours, SWAT!

Awesome job today, SWAT! Tomorrow we will aim for 45+ at our invasion of Half Pipe, so make sure you’re there!

See you on the battlefield,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief

The Return

Yeah, that’s right, you better believe it, although most of you probably predicted it anyway.

I don’t care what anyone says about what happened, the past is the past. We all make mistakes, nobody is perfect. We set out to do something special, and some armyhopping kid who thinks this game is his personal hangout to insult people 24/7 and try to sabotage them any way he can, will not get in our way. No one will. Like everything else in life, this is a learning experience. You make a mistake, you bounce back. Now people will rage, people will trash us for what happened, but its all behind us now. We will become big and strong without cheating and we will prove ourselves once more.

Lets get it SWAT,

~Bad, SWAT Commander In Chief