Today (27/04/2025), SWAT’s EU division logged onto Club Penguin Army Battleground for a chaotic training session. Initially, expectations were low, but somehow we pulled through with a max of 7 troops and a whole lot of confusion.

Max: 7 troops

We kicked things off with slow logins, endless pinging, and troops trying to figure out how the [__] to stop dancing. Soon after, commands flew like “E6 bottom right” and “Press 1 if thou art awake,” while voice chat spiraled into debates about whether Subzero remembers the real-life Templars.

As for the formation? It was somewhere between a straight line, an accidental L, and a Z-wipe that overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile, half the army was AFK, the other half forgot how to log in, and at one point, someone even tried to use tactics with a Bible verse (because Subzero is indeed that old).

When it came to tactics? They were creative, questionable, and sometimes filtered. At one stage, we even pulled out the ancient Trade of the Polar—sort of. Shoutout to everyone who logged on, roasted Subzero in his absence, and somehow helped this mess count as a real event.

Event Stats:

• Formations: Improvised
• Voice Chat: Unhinged
• Subzero Slams: 6+
• Brain Cells Lost: Too many

In the end, thanks to all who attended—see you at the next one. After all, SWAT never dies.

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Today (26/04/2025), our AUSIA division jumped into Club Penguin Army Battleground for training. As always, these sessions are crucial. Not only do they help us refine tactics and sync formations, but they also (theoretically) protect our last shreds of collective sanity.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 5 troops

This time, our numbers weren’t record-breaking. However, the chaos more than made up for it. Right from the start, things collapsed into tactical mayhem, random shouting, and commentary that raised far too many questions.

For example, we faced:

• Wild accusations flying unchecked,
• Sudden, very passionate demotion attempts,
• One soldier announcing they were “still taking a [redacted],” and
• Multiple people failing at basic Discord role logic.

Then, disaster struck. The chat locked itself—somehow nuking view access mid-event. Naturally, panic erupted. Meanwhile, half of VC was AFK, and someone tried promoting their own alt. (Spoiler: It failed.)

Despite everything, we clawed our way to functionality… eventually. Between role debates and permission confusion, we drilled formations and tactic sends. Was it clean? No. Did it work? Sort of.

Formations: Painfully slow
Neurons sacrificed: Critical levels

Shoutout to everyone who endured this mess. Check Discord for future events—and let’s pray next time, our coordination outpaces the chaos.

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Today (25/04/2025), SWAT’s EU Division hosted a small but chaotic training session. With only five troops, the focus wasn’t on size—it was on surviving the madness.

Max: 6

From the start, it was clear this wasn’t going to be a normal session. There were E2s, E3s, form confusion, and someone even forgot where the tactic doc was. Because of that, it took a while to settle in.

Eventually, we found our rhythm. The formations started flowing—although not always smoothly. We cycled through diamonds, Y-forms, and VLs. In fact, we even recreated the Spider-Man pointing meme by accident.

At the same time, technical issues popped up everywhere. CPA crashed. Lag spiked. Discord audio vanished. Still, we kept the tactics going.

For example, some standout lines included:

• “Lego Man, more like Caveman.”
• “We Ride Our Bears at Dawn”

As things went on, the VC started to fall apart. People argued about perms. There were fake coups. Surprisingly, someone even said their girlfriend might dismember them (?!). Even so, we kept sending tactics the entire time.

In the midst of everything, some helpful discussions still happened. To begin with, we talked about bringing back the three-event announcement system. Moreover, we discussed ways to improve tactic timing. Clearly, there’s always room for improvement.

All things considered, this training was classic SWAT. Messy, funny, slightly cursed—but never boring.

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Today (24/04/2025), the SWAT EU Division logged on for a fast-paced battle session. Although turnout was light—just two troops—we still made the most of it with tight tactics and a rapid patrol.

Max: 3 troops

To start, we hit Town, executing a classic J-Bomb through the room. Despite the small squad, we kept the energy high and held formation whenever possible.

While the session was short, it kept our momentum alive—plus, ’twas a solid warm-up for future ops.

GGs to everyone who joined. See you next time!

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Today (23/04/2025), SWAT’s AUSIA division held AUSIA Division Battle I on CPAB. Despite a few technical difficulties with voice chat, troops were active. They used text and movement to coordinate tactics smoothly.

Max: 8

First of all, the event started strong with 8 troops at its peak. Arctic Ops had one member do E1 and E2 flickers. Strikers (4 troops) showed E7, E8, and E9. Additionally, divisions kept formations clean—like lines, upside-down Ts, and waterfalls—even when numbers changed. At one point, only 5 were left, but they bounced back fast without voice help.

A big moment was the E8 sick face tactic. Troops held it well, then nailed an E5/E6 flicker sequence. Even without voice chat, they stayed creative. One troop joked in text, “Breaking news: San Marino declares war on BRICS.” SWAT’s humor never quits!

Finally, they finished with a waterfall and sharp upside-down T. Some left mid-event, but the rest pushed through 30 minutes strong. Final commands went perfectly, and all active troops got credit.

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Today (22/04/2025), our AUSIA division participated in the “AUSIA Training Stem” event, focusing on formation accuracy and tactical speed as SWAT refined its coordination post-map reset. Despite some early disorganization, troops quickly adapted and delivered strong results.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 8 troops

The session began with scattered formations and uniform inconsistencies, but cohesion improved steadily. Key rooms like the Stadium and Town saw effective tactical execution, including E1/E2, ET/ER, and EQ/EW bombs. Attendance peaked at 8 troops, boosted by a surprise appearance from a Doritos member.

Voice leadership remained persistent, turning moments of frustration into rallying motivation. While some confusion arose from CPA’s current rules, the team demonstrated impressive adaptability.

Overall, this event highlighted our troops’ discipline and potential, proving our ability to overcome challenges in real time.

GG to everyone who attended. See you in the next one.

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Our AUSIA division logged on today (21/04/2025) for combat drills. After the CPA map wipe, we’re honing our edge through rigorous training. These sessions prepare us to dominate future battles.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 5 troops

Numbers were light but effective. First, we organized troops with Snow Fort formations. Voice chat faltered initially, yet leaders fixed permissions swiftly (including the infamous fridge login).

Next, we drilled room changes continuously. Line and plus formations worked surprisingly well despite minor delays. Meanwhile, J-bombs and EK drills maintained explosive energy.

Throughout, leadership adapted quickly. Ultimately, we turned potential chaos into productive training.

To every soldier who showed up: Good work. Keep pushing. The community will learn to fear SWAT’s discipline.

Stay sharp, and watch Discord for the next event announcement.

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Today (4/20/2025), the SWAT AUSIA Division stormed into the server for a training event – and immediately, chaos ensued. Right from the start, this wasn’t your average training. Clade complaining about server perms and issues giving Trey the ability to speak in main chat. The session embodied everything SWAT tends to be: gloriously scuffed yet fiercely spirited.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 8

GG to all who endured the chaos. See you at the next disaster—we mean, training.

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On 19/04/2025, our UK division logged into the server Polar for our “Ausia Training Stereotyped” session. As always, events like these help sharpen our reflexes while keeping morale high through humor and high energy.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results.

Max: 3 troops

Admittedly, our numbers could have been higher, yet the troops in attendance gave it their all to make this event one to remember. We began in the Snow Forts, where we warmed up with tactics that challenged our coordination and awareness. Right away, maneuvers like EQ/EW, EG/EZ, and a J bomb kicked off the session, immediately pushing us into high gear.

During the event, we practiced EK/EL flicker, specifically testing how fast troops could respond to rapid-fire calls. Despite the chaotic energy, focus never wavered—proving once again that our team thrives under pressure.

The final stretch had us do flickers like EO/EG, E7/E8/E9, and E3/E4

Thank you to all the troops who attended! Your enthusiasm made this chaotic training session a true success.
Be sure to check the Discord for more information.

GG my dudes!

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Today (4/18/2025), our EU division logged in for an event hosted to sharpen our voice command leadership and keep our troops active and responsive.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results

Max: 5 troops

Although our numbers were modest for this session, we were able to practice crucial skills like VC leading and quick reactions. Nonetheless, the event began with an accessible time slot, and we started strong with rally calls in VC—“Press ‘1’ if you’re awake”—which kept spirits up while ensuring everyone stayed alert.

Throughout the session, we focused on relearning how to lead voice commands, specifically emphasizing quick responses and teamwork under different conditions. Despite mic challenges and some background chaos, the dedication and humor of our troops shone through.

For instance, notable jokes included “Subzero isn’t older, he’s an infant for a supercentenarian”—effectively keeping the laughs going even during tactical pauses.

Thank you to all the troops who attended and stayed active in VC! We look forward to seeing you at our next event—let’s keep building our skills and growing our community together. Be sure to check Discord for upcoming schedules and details!

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