Today (27/04/2025), SWAT’s EU division logged onto Club Penguin Army Battleground for a chaotic training session. Initially, expectations were low, but somehow we pulled through with a max of 7 troops and a whole lot of confusion.

Max: 7 troops

We kicked things off with slow logins, endless pinging, and troops trying to figure out how the [__] to stop dancing. Soon after, commands flew like “E6 bottom right” and “Press 1 if thou art awake,” while voice chat spiraled into debates about whether Subzero remembers the real-life Templars.

As for the formation? It was somewhere between a straight line, an accidental L, and a Z-wipe that overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile, half the army was AFK, the other half forgot how to log in, and at one point, someone even tried to use tactics with a Bible verse (because Subzero is indeed that old).

When it came to tactics? They were creative, questionable, and sometimes filtered. At one stage, we even pulled out the ancient Trade of the Polar—sort of. Shoutout to everyone who logged on, roasted Subzero in his absence, and somehow helped this mess count as a real event.

Event Stats:

• Formations: Improvised
• Voice Chat: Unhinged
• Subzero Slams: 6+
• Brain Cells Lost: Too many

In the end, thanks to all who attended—see you at the next one. After all, SWAT never dies.

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