On 18/05/2025, Special Weapons and Tactics team logged onto Ice Breaker for our opening match in the Frosty Frenzy tournament, facing off against Bastille Vanguard. Despite our low max of 4, we maintained a determined presence throughout the three-room battle, navigating both in-game and off-game challenges with resolve.

Max: 3

Room 1: Inside Mine
We began the battle inside the Mine, swiftly forming and executing tactics despite initial confusion in chat coordination. Rapid adjustments were made as our formation shifted into a focused waterfall-style bomb. Communication issues surfaced early, but leadership persisted in calling consistent instructions, holding the room with discipline even as tactical responsiveness was tested.

Room 2: Docks
Following a room switch, we regrouped at the Docks and continued to push forward, maintaining a strong level of activity for our size. SWAT executed multiple bombs, formations, and creative movement patterns across the room, making the most of our coverage. While maintaining cohesion was a challenge, individual troops displayed solid awareness and responded to formations when prompted.

Room 3: Stadium
In our final room, SWAT formed horizontal lines and alternated between expressive word tactics and engaging bombs. Despite mounting setbacks and external distractions, troops such as Wonder of Drip demonstrated commendable consistency. The VC remained active throughout, with leadership doing their best to adapt to both the pace of battle and internal miscommunication.

Though the outcome was not in our favor, this battle served as a critical moment of reflection and training. We thank The Bastille Vanguard, Void trops, and Club Penguin Armies for the match and commend our SWAT members who attended for their perseverance.

GG to Bastille Vanguard.

We move forward, stronger and more focused.

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Today, the UK division of SWAT logged onto Ice Breaker for our Frosty Frenzy battle against the Bastille Vanguard. Despite a scheduling miscommunication that saw some confusion on the event time, our troops were able to quickly mobilize and form up for battle. What started as a presumed no-show quickly escalated into an intense and unexpected 3v4 face-off.

Max: 3

Despite being outnumbered at points, SWAT held strong throughout the battle, engaging in tactical formations and executing room changes with impressive speed. Our formations—ranging from chaotic waterfalls to creatively named rakes and triangles—demonstrated adaptability under pressure.

While the opposing army managed to secure the win in the end, SWAT can take pride in our resilience and improvisation under less-than-ideal circumstances. The Cove was flooded with fast-moving tactics, experimental bombs, and some surprising maneuvering that caught even judges off guard. Despite a lower max, the troop energy and leadership were palpable throughout.

Special thanks to all troops and staff who showed up—especially those who logged on with little notice. We may have lost the battle, but we gained valuable insight for future tournament performances.

Stay tuned for our next training and battle sessions—check Discord for all updates and schedules.

Fight Smart. Fight Strong. Fight SWAT.

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Today (09/05/2025), Special Weapons and Tactics EU division logged into the server Polar for a scheduled training event. As part of our ongoing effort to rebuild our forces and sharpen our formations, events like these help ensure our coordination, speed, and tactic execution are consistently improving.

Please continue reading for the full results.

Max: 3 troops

Though SWAT has seen higher numbers in the past, today’s event served as a vital opportunity to keep our divisions active and tested. The event began with troops gathering in the Town, where we immediately encountered a few technical difficulties—ranging from bot malfunctions to game crashes—but continued on regardless with persistence.

Our troops practiced various movement drills, including bomb formations, letter wipes, and corner formations such as E1 bottom right and E3 top right. As formations sharpened, we transitioned into a Z-wipe before forming a V shape to conclude the training.

Despite the setbacks, our agents stayed active and committed, ensuring the session was productive. These events remain critical in our campaign to stabilize and expand SWAT’s presence on the CPA map and to prepare for future battles.

Thanks to all who attended! We’ll see you at our next operation—stay sharp, stay united. SWAT forever.

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Today (02/05/2025), SWAT’s UK division logged into the server Polar for our “UK Marines Training” event. With the recent map shakeup and our eyes set on fortifying our presence across Club Penguin Army territory, internal training events such as these are crucial to ensuring our formations remain sharp and our team coordination strong.

Please continue reading for the full results.

Max: 6 troops

Despite the modest size, today’s training showcased solid cooperation and swift adaptation in tactics and formations. We began in the Dojo, where we warmed up with E-bombs and basic movements. As troops gathered, the room echoed with the usual banter, and even the VC saw familiar chaos—this time including a moment where someone tried to lead tactics while driving. Yes, really.

Afterward, we moved to Town for further tactics and formations, including a T-formation attempt (though some debate broke out on whether it was an L, a bracket, or just chaos). Throughout the training, SWAT remained focused on perfecting formations like vertical lines and bombs—while also having to repeatedly remind people to not do tactics while actively on the road.

We finished off with a few final bombs, including a Z-bomb, before wrapping the event at around 15 minutes. The event was not only a good opportunity to maintain our presence on Polar, but also a critical training run ahead of our next events.

Thanks to all the troops who logged on and participated. We’ll see you all at the next event—stay alert and stay sharp. SWAT forever.

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Todꜽ (01/05/2025) ƿe ƿitnessed history as our EU division lꜷnꞔed the “Rise of a Ƿarrior” event, markiŋ both a celebration of SǷAT’s legacy & the daƿn of a neƿ ꞔapter under Commander Clade’s leadership. Trᵫ to form, ƿe transformed initial chꜵs—scattered tactic sheets & VC pandemonium—into a shoƿcase of the discipline & camaraderie that makes SǷAT legendary.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 16 troops

Battlefield Highlights:
📍 Snow Forts Opening

• Revived classic SWAT tactics with fresh intensity
• Saluted our storied past while charging toward the future
• Built unstoppable momentum through brotherhood

📍 Docks Showdown

• Nailed V and X formations (SWAT-perfected, with artistic liberties)
• Paid tribute to veterans through precision maneuvers
• Unleashed iconic battle cries: “Fear Motherland” and “Clay on Top”

Pivotal Moments:
🔥 Voice chat mastered the art of strategic chaos
🔥 Troops flawlessly adapted to rapid-fire tactic switches
🔥 Formations sharpened to elite-level precision as the battle raged

A Legacy Secured:
In a historic ceremony, we:
✓ Crowned Clade as Commander—a torch passed to worthy hands
✓ Proved SWAT evolves without forgetting its roots
✓ Ignited the spark for our army’s next golden age

By the Numbers:

• Unit Cohesion: Brotherhood-certified
• Tradition Upheld: Flawless execution
• Future Brightness: Blinding

To every warrior who answered the call: Your passion is SWAT’s heartbeat. The journey continues—watch Discord for our next move.

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What’s up, ladies and lassos! Today (30/04/2025), SWAT took a wild trip through time in a chaotic yet surprisingly productive training session. While the max wasn’t anything to time-travel over, we seized the opportunity to drill key basics—formation discipline, tactic speed, and VC coordination.

Max: 5

We kicked things off with straight-line formations (which, let’s be honest, some troops still can’t grasp) before moving on to verticals, bombs, and circle movements. Meanwhile, leaders rotated through iconic tactics like “Green and Black Back on Track,” “Pizza Gang Attack,” and the ancient, majestic “Unmatched, Unrivaled, Unstoppable.”

Naturally, this wouldn’t be a SWAT event without total tactical anarchy, featuring:

• A surprise resurrection of 2019 memes
• A relentless battle against Club Penguin’s filter
• Templar roasting (multilog jokes galore)
• And zero respect for straight lines or punctuality

At one point, we even went deep lore mode, referencing tactics from the OG SWAT archives—including the legendary double-V evasion tactic straight out of the CPR days.

As usual, a few people only showed up for the size pic, others went AFK mid-formation, and someone (bless their soul) tried to tactic from mobile. Classic.

Event Breakdown:

• Formations Practiced: Straight line (badly), vertical, circle, bomb
• Tactic Themes: Speed, filter evasion, sarcasm
• Top Ten Placement? We’re time-traveling to it.

Same chaos, same vibes—SWAT never dies. See y’all at the next one! 🚀

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Today (29/04/2025), our EU division logged on for a surprise training event—apparently, Subzero bailed on his own retirement party. What began as a potential flop actually turned into a productive (and chaotic) training session.

Max: 6

We kicked things off with warmups in the Snow Forts, focusing on tactic speed, execution, and reaction times. From there, leaders ran through basic movement forms like diagonal lines, anchor formations, and waterfall wipes—though, admittedly, the Z-wipe was overused and went stale fast. Midway through, we switched to room changes, drilling how to maintain formation flow from one room to the next.

Next, we experimented with rapid-fire tactics and VC-led callouts to train adaptability—though half of them got filtered, lost in lag, or just made no sense (“sun’s an apple,” anyone?). Still, the team adapted well and improved with each minute. Despite some AFKers and keyboard complaints (“my E and 0 are too far apart!”), everyone pulled their weight.

A special shoutout goes to those who stuck it out for the full 20 minutes. Thanks to you, we pushed SWAT’s performance forward and grabbed some solid content for future trainings. Until next time—stay sharp!

Formations: Diagonal line, L-shape, waterfall, tactical circle
Training Focus: Speed, form transitions, tactic clarity
Braincells Lost: An acceptable amount
Z-Wipes: Too many
Subzero Slander: Ongoing
Top Ten Worthy? TBD, but we’ll take it

BW & log off. GG troops!

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Today (27/04/2025), SWAT’s EU division logged onto Club Penguin Army Battleground for a chaotic training session. Initially, expectations were low, but somehow we pulled through with a max of 7 troops and a whole lot of confusion.

Max: 7 troops

We kicked things off with slow logins, endless pinging, and troops trying to figure out how the [__] to stop dancing. Soon after, commands flew like “E6 bottom right” and “Press 1 if thou art awake,” while voice chat spiraled into debates about whether Subzero remembers the real-life Templars.

As for the formation? It was somewhere between a straight line, an accidental L, and a Z-wipe that overstayed its welcome. Meanwhile, half the army was AFK, the other half forgot how to log in, and at one point, someone even tried to use tactics with a Bible verse (because Subzero is indeed that old).

When it came to tactics? They were creative, questionable, and sometimes filtered. At one stage, we even pulled out the ancient Trade of the Polar—sort of. Shoutout to everyone who logged on, roasted Subzero in his absence, and somehow helped this mess count as a real event.

Event Stats:

• Formations: Improvised
• Voice Chat: Unhinged
• Subzero Slams: 6+
• Brain Cells Lost: Too many

In the end, thanks to all who attended—see you at the next one. After all, SWAT never dies.

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Today (26/04/2025), our AUSIA division jumped into Club Penguin Army Battleground for training. As always, these sessions are crucial. Not only do they help us refine tactics and sync formations, but they also (theoretically) protect our last shreds of collective sanity.

Please continue reading for the event’s full results:

Max: 5 troops

This time, our numbers weren’t record-breaking. However, the chaos more than made up for it. Right from the start, things collapsed into tactical mayhem, random shouting, and commentary that raised far too many questions.

For example, we faced:

• Wild accusations flying unchecked,
• Sudden, very passionate demotion attempts,
• One soldier announcing they were “still taking a [redacted],” and
• Multiple people failing at basic Discord role logic.

Then, disaster struck. The chat locked itself—somehow nuking view access mid-event. Naturally, panic erupted. Meanwhile, half of VC was AFK, and someone tried promoting their own alt. (Spoiler: It failed.)

Despite everything, we clawed our way to functionality… eventually. Between role debates and permission confusion, we drilled formations and tactic sends. Was it clean? No. Did it work? Sort of.

Formations: Painfully slow
Neurons sacrificed: Critical levels

Shoutout to everyone who endured this mess. Check Discord for future events—and let’s pray next time, our coordination outpaces the chaos.

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Today (25/04/2025), SWAT’s EU Division hosted a small but chaotic training session. With only five troops, the focus wasn’t on size—it was on surviving the madness.

Max: 6

From the start, it was clear this wasn’t going to be a normal session. There were E2s, E3s, form confusion, and someone even forgot where the tactic doc was. Because of that, it took a while to settle in.

Eventually, we found our rhythm. The formations started flowing—although not always smoothly. We cycled through diamonds, Y-forms, and VLs. In fact, we even recreated the Spider-Man pointing meme by accident.

At the same time, technical issues popped up everywhere. CPA crashed. Lag spiked. Discord audio vanished. Still, we kept the tactics going.

For example, some standout lines included:

• “Lego Man, more like Caveman.”
• “We Ride Our Bears at Dawn”

As things went on, the VC started to fall apart. People argued about perms. There were fake coups. Surprisingly, someone even said their girlfriend might dismember them (?!). Even so, we kept sending tactics the entire time.

In the midst of everything, some helpful discussions still happened. To begin with, we talked about bringing back the three-event announcement system. Moreover, we discussed ways to improve tactic timing. Clearly, there’s always room for improvement.

All things considered, this training was classic SWAT. Messy, funny, slightly cursed—but never boring.

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