Alright bud.

Since you think you’re so smart, let me knock some sense into you because you seem to think you’re so far up on that high horse over there.

You’re name is Teigan, right? Oh yeah that kid who begged for owner in the Golden Troops, and then bandwagoned to other growing armies when GT hit the dust. Almost forgot.

So you think that we didn’t max 25? Its not much of a coincidence that people from DW and WV both have trouble counting correctly.

In this picture, there is a total of 21 penguins. If it weren’t for that Fire91 fool, who ill drill into in a second, I would’ve gotten more pictures where we hit our max. Your leaders said that we only maxed 15. lrn2count please.

Here’s a picture of your biggest size, with a total of 17 penguins.

If it weren’t for that idiot’s bot raid, my forces would have taken the battle easily. You didn’t win anything. The only thing you won was looking like bigger idiots than you already are, claiming victory in a battle where your enemy was bombarded by bots and couldn’t stay focused.

Funny you should say im throwing childish accusations at you to cover up our “horrible” size when the only reason you had an edge is because bots show up. That’s what you depend on to win a battle? A distraction? Some way to keep us from being focused? That’s not how CP Armies work, and this is exactly why the resistance was formed. To take foolish armies like WV out of the equation to preserve the community’s tradition.

Fire91. Another foolish person trying to prove himself on xat. You may not be in armies but you are a nuisance to anyone in this game, and I advise you to stop being a moron and grow up. Maybe you didn’t notice, probably not because you’re so much of an idiot, but your bots can easily be ignored and disappear on CP with the click of a button. You should stop wasting your time. You say you hate the armies of the resistance yet you stated before that you aren’t a part of CP armies, so how would you know what happens? You’re either a liar or just a god damn fool who cant speak without embarrassing himself. “I do favor TGA due to the lack of idiots in their armies”. So you’re saying to favor them because they don’t have enough idiots in their armies? That makes absolutely no sense. You were definitely dropped as a young child. Do me a favor and look at the back of your head to see if there’s a huge bump. You have no place among us, so piss off, or ill destroy you with the rest of the GA.

On a final note, if WV weren’t such pussies, they would reschedule the battle and fight us the correct way and beat us at our best, when we are concentrated and at full strength. But they wont, so Mittens is defended. I will not answer to you fools any longer. If you wish to keep this up, I will crush you like I did in July.

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Hello SWAT.

Today the Special Agents Task Force logged on to defend one of our most important servers, Mittens. This battle was at UK times. We maxed 25, which is pretty good considering we are mostly a US Army.

During the battle, a number of bots came and prevented us from battling at all. Most of our troops logged off before we could battle, due to the distractions an severe lag. WV decided to stay on and then claim victory when we didn’t come in contact with them at full strength once.

LOADING RESULTS………. Assault Mission Success: Mittens is defended.

Good job Special Agents.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

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Ok.

First, let me start off with saying LOL.

So basically this is what DW does. They cling to some idea that every other army who is smaller than them exaggerate their sizes to get on “their level.” Meanwhile, in reality, their level is no higher than that of the crap I just took.

Lets take a look at this.

The Dark Warriors maxed 50+ In this Event

*Due to massive sizes of both armies, we were unable to take more Pictures of the Battle. The Video is our evidence on how we won this battle. Also P.S: Light Troops are losers.*

“The Dark Warriors maxed sizes of 50+.” Is it me, or do you see two armies dressed in black and blue (the color of the GA’s bones after the battle), that both have sizes of 20-25. Its evident that DW’s claims of 50+ are bullcrap because they purposely didn’t take any more pictures because they knew how small both they and IW really were.

Lets count, shall we?

Here I’ve taken the time to put boxes around how many DW were present during the battle. If you count them, you should come out with a total of 24. And before you make your little P.S. notes that seem to amuse you so much, make sure you are not in fact describing yourselves. The ones who blame others for exaggeration, and then do it themselves at a higher rate are the true losers. Now please, don’t embarrass yourselves any further.

See you on the battlefield,

Bad, SWAT Commander

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